Diing Genius

04/01/2025

15/11/2024

If money grew on trees,
Girls would date all the monkeys 🤔🤗

25/08/2024

Laugh away stress 😁😂😆

1. The day my crush finally decided to visit me was the same day all the rat 🐀 living in my room decided to play their football match on my ceiling 😭😂😂

2. This country has turned to something else... they have reduced spaghetti sticks from 390 to 278. I just confirmed it this evening 🥴😂😂😂

3. " If I leave you make I die" don leave me for two years now, abeg when will she die?🙎😂😂

4. Person wey my parents use dey give me example don use him parents do ritual, my parents now dey beg me to be myself 🥺😂😂😂

5. When the relationship is new...
Him: Hahahaha 😂
Her: wow you're laughing like Jesus 😊😂😂😂

6. Stop calling your wife cheap names like honey and sweet. How much is sweet? Call her Cement, house rent, Cow😂😂😂q

7. Nothing sweet pass when you're feeling sleepy in the church and pastor say "bow down your heads let's pray", Omo your own na to sleep until church dismiss 😂😂😂

8. The way ladies love money these days ehh, sometimes I wonder if it was actually Judas that sold Jesus, abi na Judith 🤔😂😂😂

9. I want to be rich to the extent that when EFCC barge into my house to arrest me, they will be like "we're under arrest, anything we say or do will be used against us in the Court of law" 😂😂😂

10. Life is like cassava, the more you peel it.... Oh Cynthia, I can't kill myself to motivate you all the time. If you want to give up, give up😩😂😂😂

The hands that react shall never be bored. Please follow me for more everyday 🙏

17/05/2024

Children of Today don't even know that in our days you could be beaten for any of the following reasons:
😁😁😁
1. Crying too long after being beaten
2. Not crying after being beaten
3. Crying without being beaten
4. Standing where elders are sitting
5. Sitting while elders are standing
6. Walking around aimlessly where elders are seated
7. Eating food prepared for visitors
8. Refusing to eat
9. Coming back home after sunset
10. Eating at the neighbour's home
11. Generally being too moody
12. Generally being too excited
13. Losing a fight with older age mate
14. Winning a fight with your age mate
15. Eating too slowly
16. Eating too quickly
17. Eating too much
18. Not finishing your food
19. Finishing your food and scraping your plate
20. Eating and talking
21. Sleeping while the elders in the house have already woken up
22. Looking at the visitors while they are eating
23. Stumbling and falling when walking
24. Looking at an elder eye ball to eye ball
25. When an elder is talking to you and you blink
26. When an elder is talking to you and you stare and not blink
27. When you look at an elder through the corner of your eye
28. When your mates are playing street football and you join them
29. When your mates are playing and you don’t join them

30/01/2024

A man quarrelled with his wife. After the fight the fight, the wife went into the bedroom. A few minutes later, the husband also trooped into the bedroom only to find the wife busy packing her suitcase! He asked "You're packing! Where are you going"?
She answered "To my mother"
The husband paused for a while and got his big brown pure leather suitcase and started packing his clothes. The angry wife stared at him and said "You're packing! Where are you going"?
He replied "Oh yeah! I'm going to my mother"
The wife replied "To your mother"??? And what about the 6 children"?? Who is going to look after them"??
The husband replied "You're going to your mother! I'm going to my mother! The 6 children should also go to their mother!
Equation balanced 😜😜😜

30/01/2024

A man quarrelled with his wife. After the fight, the wife went into the bedroom. A few minutes later, the husband also trooped into the bedroom only to find the wife busy packing her suitcase! He asked "You're packing! Where are you going"?
She answered "To my mother"
The husband paused for a while and got his big brown pure leather suitcase and started packing his clothes. The angry wife stared at him and said "You're packing! Where are you going"?
He replied "Oh yeah! I'm going to my mother"
The wife replied"To your mother!??? And what about the 6 children!? Who is going to look after them!??
The husband replied "You're going to your mother! I'm going to my mother!
The 6 children should also go to their mother!!!
Equation balanced 😜😜😜