15/05/2026
WHY MY PASTOR BLØCK£D ME ON FAC£B0∅K 😹😹😹
I sent him a friend request on F@cebøok and he innøcently accepted. Two minutes later his message came in;
*PASTOR: How are you?
*ME: I'm fine Daddy.
*PASTOR: May the building of heavenly favour coll@pse on your head.
*ME: (No reply)
*PASTOR: May the thúñd£r of Blessing str!k£ you and your family.
*ME: (No reply)'
*PASTOR: May God slâsh you with the of long life.
*ME: (No reply)
*PASTOR: May God st@b you with the knīfe of riches.
*ME: (No reply)
*PASTOR: May you be sentenced to life imprisønment in the eternal jaíl of success!
*ME: (No reply)🤦🤦🤦🧐
*PASTOR: May the Trade centre of happiness coll@pse on you and your family.
*ME: (No reply)🙄🙄🙄🙄🙆
* PASTOR: My Son are you there?
*ME: Yes Daddy!
* PASTOR: You should be saying🧐🧐 Amen to claim the Blessings.
*ME: Ok, it's my turn to pray for you Sir!
*PASTOR: Alright my Son...
*ME: May the over speed!ng trailer of Blessings jam and cräsh you and your family,
*PASTOR: (No reply).
*ME: May the light of God blínd your eyes that you may not see the suffer!ngs of this life anymore,
*PASTOR: (No reply)😁😁
*ME: May the £arthquake of happiness swall0w you and your family members,
*PASTOR: (No reply)🙄
*ME: May the sea of miracle drøwn you and your family members,
*PASTOR: (No reply)🙄🙄🙄🧐🤣
*ME: May the Bøko-haram of joy kidn@p you sir!
🤣🤣🤣
*PASTOR: (No reply)🤣🤣🤣
*ME: May the d£ath of riches k!ll you, your family members and all your friends and relations,🙄🙄🙄🙆
*PASTOR: (No reply)🤣🤣🤣🤣
*ME: May the annointing from above destrøy your church and k!ll all your church members excluding me and my family in Jesus name (Amen)!
*PASTOR: (No reply)🙄🙄🙄🙄
*ME: Ah Ah Daddy are you there? You should be saying Amen to all these wonderful Prayers.🙄🙄🙄🙄
*PASTOR: May thúndêr firë you there! Idiøt..........😂💔
THE END!!!
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