02/02/2026
The narrator recounts three separate, terrifying encounters with predatory individuals while camping alone in remote wilderness areas.
The Speaker in the Woods (2016): While camping on a secluded trail, the narrator hears distant classical music playing on a loop. Investigating, he finds only a large, old speaker in the woods with no one around. After returning to his camp, he discovers his knife, pepper spray, and other items are missing. Fleeing, he finds his stolen gear neatly arranged on the trail as a trap, prompting him to sprint the rest of the way out after hearing footsteps chase him.
The Alaska Shelter Trap (near Fairbanks): While camping solo in Alaska, a seemingly friendly hiker asks for directions to a public shelter. Hours later, the man returns, claiming he couldn't find it and guilt-trips the narrator into guiding him. At the dilapidated cabin, the man pulls a knife and orders the narrator inside. The narrator escapes by running, but the stalker later takes his bag and waits for him back at his original campsite, forcing a long, gear-less escape through the night.
The Aggressively Friendly Stalker (Wyoming, two weeks ago): On a backpacking trip, the narrator is unnerved by a man staring at him from the woods who gives a strange, robotic wave. The man later catches up at a campsite, engages in aggressively friendly and creepy small talk, and offers an already-opened protein bar. After the narrator leaves to a further campsite, the man follows him there at sunset and again later in the night, circling near his hidden tent. The narrator escapes at sunrise, convinced the man had sinister intentions.