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🎭 Mr. Joker – Where Laughs Never Take a Day Off! 😂
Welcome to Mr Joker, your daily Funny Video Here

09/08/2025

Funny Husband & Wife full

04/08/2025

Capybara eats lettuce.
Cat jumps in, tries to steal a bite.
🗣️ Capybara: “Touch it and I slap.”
Dog sneaks in from the side, grabs the lettuce and runs.
🗣️ Dog: “Too late!”
📝 Subtitle: “Toccalo e ti meno.” / “Troppo tardi!”

04/08/2025

All three are in a tiny tub.
Cat complains.
🗣️: “There’s no room for your fat butt!”
Dog wiggles and splashes water.
🗣️ Dog: “CANNONBAAAAALL!”
Capybara deadpans:
🗣️ “I regret everything.”
📝 Subtitle: “Mi pento di tutto.”

04/08/2025

Cat sneaks up on Capybara’s snack.
🗣️: “Stealth mode.”
Dog distracts Capybara.
🗣️ Dog: “Look! Squirrel!”
Capybara: “I wasn’t born yesterday.”
Cat slips, lands in bowl.
📝 Subtitle: “Non sono nato ieri.”

04/08/2025

Cat wears a tiara, rides the dog like a chariot.
🗣️ Cat: “Onward, beast!”
Dog: “Yes, my queen!”
Capybara bows mockingly.
🗣️: “All hail drama.”
📝 Subtitle: “Lunga vita al dramma.”

04/08/2025

Capybara naps peacefully.
Cat jumps on him.
🗣️: “You’re my mattress now.”
Dog flops on both.
🗣️ Dog: “Group cuddle!”
Capybara grunts.
🗣️: “I hate mornings.”
📝 Subtitle: “Odio le mattine.”

04/08/2025

Capybara sniffs, eyes widen.
🗣️: “Disgusting.”
Cat points at dog.
🗣️ Cat: “He did it.”
Dog gasps.
🗣️ Dog: “My butt’s innocent!”
📝 Subtitle: “Il mio sedere è innocente!”

04/08/2025

Cat knocks over vase.
🗣️: “Oops.”
Dog eats the broken flower.
🗣️: “Tastes like guilt.”
Capybara slowly turns to camera.
🗣️: “I saw everything.”
📝 Subtitle: “Ho visto tutto.”

04/08/2025

Capybara enjoys cucumber spa.
🗣️: “Self-care time.”
Cat slaps the cucumbers off.
🗣️: “Mine now.”
Dog eats one.
🗣️ Dog: “Delicious eye snacks!”
Capybara sighs deeply.
📝 Subtitle: “La mia pazienza è finita.”

04/08/2025

Dog zooms around garden.
🗣️: “FAST MODE!”
Cat holds on to dog's tail like a rodeo.
🗣️ Cat: “WOOOHOO!”
Capybara watches, unimpressed.
🗣️: “Idiots.”
📝 Subtitle: “Idioti.”

04/08/2025

Capybara lounges in a tub with shades.
🗣️: “This turf’s mine.”
Cat tries to step in — Capybara kicks it out.
🗣️ Cat: “I just wanted to chill!”
Dog drops a squeaky toy like a bribe.
🗣️ Dog: “Please don’t whack me.”
📝 Subtitle: “Questo è il mio territorio.” / “Volevo solo rilassarmi!” / “Non picchiarmi, ti prego.”