01/08/2024
5 THINGS AMERICAN MOVIES TEACHES US:
1. That Chinese have nothing better to do than
teaching or practice Kung Fu.
2. More than 50% of U.S. population are FBI/CIA agents, working undercover.
3. The purpose of school system of U.S. is to promote Basketball/Baseball.
4. Aliens have special interest in attacking the U.S.
5. U.S. is a place where you can meet all mythical creatures like werewolves & vampires.
5 THINGS INDIAN MOVIES TEACHES US:
1. At least one of the identical twins is born evil.
2. While defusing a bomb, don't worry, whichever wire you cut... you always choose the right one.
3. A hero will show no pain while getting beaten up; but will show pain when a girl cleans up his wounds.
4. A detective can solve a case only when he is suspended from duty.
The most hilarious one...
5. If you decide to start dancing on the street, everyone you meet will know the steps.
5 THINGS NIGERIA MOVIES TEACHES US: 🥱🥱😹
1. Nigerian movie has taught us that once a guy leaves to Lagos, he'll be rich when coming back.😆
2. Whenever thunder strikes, someone must shout "I will confess" and After the person confess, the next thing is to die.😶😶
3. When A rich prince and a poor village boy is dragging a girl, the rich prince is just fooling himself because the poor village boy will win.👉😂
4. When a poor boy is blowing a flute in the bush, it attracts the attention of the princess and she must fall in love.😆
5. Nigerian movie has taught us that madness starts with laughter.
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