Deejay Rayme

Deejay Rayme professional CLUB &EVENTS DJ and MCEE based in nairobi kenyaa A proffessional dj and events mcee based in nairobi kenya

Those funny remarks/comments they make about you as jokes it's them actually telling you what they think or feel about y...
02/07/2025

Those funny remarks/comments they make about you as jokes it's them actually telling you what they think or feel about you......tupatane Trace lounge 001 outer ring road

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holla @ your dj Deejay rayme the public certified d.j
23/06/2025

holla @ your dj

Deejay rayme the public certified d.j

20/06/2025

Shout out to my newest followers! Excited to have you onboard! Catherine Njeri, Naomi Nyawira, Joel Karanja, Benard Mutua, Judy Njoki, Judy Njuguna

18/06/2025

ealier on today in thika a thug hijacking a rider πŸ€”πŸ€”πŸ€”πŸ€”
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men are loyal to their barbers/kinyozi not like your cheat phillandering ex girlfriend.........this is a real pic of me ...
16/06/2025

men are loyal to their barbers/kinyozi not like your cheat phillandering ex girlfriend.........this is a real pic of me without a cap.....man is not hot....anyway the pic is for attention i wanna beat you guys a story.....ask any man and he will tell you that going to a different barber to have a hair cut feels like cheating

so sometimes last year i change my work station and i move houses too
after sometime i figure since my hair is out grown........nywele ya kichwa na facial hair and my usual barber is kinda mbali na place nilihamia why don't i try one of the barber shops near my neck of the wood.....MAKOSHA!

this fine evening i enter this barber shop which happens to be a salon also a find couple of dudes there and some ladies mmoja of the ladies anasongwa nywele,then i ask kunyolewa kichwa na ndevu is how much since i couldn't see who the barber was, heck even ladies siku hizi ni vinyozi......one of the dudes tells me it's wani fefte legal tender units for kenya....and gestures me to sit

fair enough he does his thing as you can see mimi sinyolewi mastyro mob......after he is done he points at some space na hapo ndani ati enda uoshewe pale .......let me tell you maina kumbe hiyo kuoshwa iko na mambo i had not antincipated would be part of the kuoshwa after kunyolewa.....sema kukandwa na then kigadget kinapitishwa kwa mgongo kina vibrate weeeuh!

lemme just say hizo massage watu hufanyiwa after shave are not for everyone first off mimi kunishika shika hivyo vyote then uniwache hivyo issa no fahm

26th JULY ...nxt month live Trace lounge 001 outer ring road
16/06/2025

26th JULY ...nxt month live
Trace lounge 001 outer ring road

I am at an Emma Jalamo show...... my thoughts have just drifted away and i 've just remembered this time many eons ago ...
15/06/2025

I am at an Emma Jalamo show...... my thoughts have just drifted away and i 've just remembered this time many eons ago after high school i went to stay kwa my paternal great grand ma huko ng'araria murang'a
While there the maternal uncle ya my dad ....bro ya shosh yangu alikua anajenga rentals zenye ni shule.....one class every two terms......na badala wanipee job ya kufunza hata grade ones.....walinipea job ya mjengo kubeba mawe na maji plus sand kuleta site....
Thats not even the story.....there was this kagirl in that village....short brown and plumb she was in form 2 then......my great grand ma told me we were related from my mum's side.....plot twist....my mama and my paternal grand ma wametoka same village
So this girl used to come huko kwa great gramd ma ....anamsifia vile i am a bright chap na nimemaliza shule i am waiting for my results so awe akikam namfundisha kiasi ama naenda kwao kumfundisha...........
Kumfundisha i did untill her grades did improve tremedously ...atleast she said so ...she even now caught the attention of her teachers...wakishangaa how all of a sudden ameanza kugrasp subjects zenye zilikua zinamlemea,
Sasa mimi si najua tuko related from my mum's side vile niliambiwa.....singejaribu anything and besides pia mtoto wa shule issa no go zone......
Months on months then siku moja tuko kesha her kid bro comes and asks me if there is really something wrong with me..in kikuyu ati ...manze we hushinda na rosa hadi tunawaachaga usiku peke yenu mkisoma na huwezi mgusa hadi yeye alitushow anashangaa na wewe πŸ™†πŸ™†πŸ™†πŸ™†πŸ™†......damn! I started stattering.....sema kulalisha atleast according to the kid bro......so all along that girl mimi niko serious namsomesha kumbe yeye na yeye......ama wacha tu!

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