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08/03/2025

A blessed weekend

14/11/2023

HOW SCHOOL BOYS used to WRITE LETTERS TO GIRLS IN THE 80s and 90s Read love grammar below:-

G. C. K
P.O. BOX 1001,
Kagoro,
Nigeria .
21st March 2007.

Dear Sweet,

Time and ability plus double capacity has forced my pen to dance automatically on this benedicted sheet of paper. I hope you're swimming in the wonderful pool of Mr. Health there. I am also parambulating in the cool breeze of wellness here.

Sweetie pie, the reason why this miraculous thing is happening is because, honey, I love you spontaneously, and as I stand horizontally parallel to the wall and vertically perpendicular to the ground now, I only think of you, since you are a fantastic and fabulous girl, put together as fantabulous. I implore you to decipher this my anthem of love oozing out from the innermost pendulum of my thoraxial cavity.

Darling, please stop haranguing with the feelings in my heart because I love you more than a snake loves rat.
To me each day I start by dreaming of you. Each time I see you, my metabolism suddenly halts and my peristalsis goes in reverse gear. My medula oblongata also ceases functioning.

Crazy, crazy, crazy you may say but this is verily veritable. If only you knew what is going on in my encephalon, you would prostrate. That's why I need to see you vis a vis soon for a better elucidation through tete a tete. No hyperbole & onomatopoeia, simple candidness.

Only you and me are protagonists in this subtle affair. As I cogitate and ruminate over the last episode, I genuflex before the Omnipotent and implore him to let this affair emulsify.

By the way, I was bamboozled, scintilated, exhilarated, and left in a state of prolonged euphoria by the contents of your missive which was quite edifying and exalting. It left my bio-chemistry in a paradise-like equilibrium.

Empirically speaking, I love u chemically . I drop my pen✍️ into the holy basket of love 🤣🤣

01/09/2023

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14/08/2023

Who can win your vote among these Beauty Contestants ? 🇺🇬🇷🇼

10/08/2023

16/07/2023

English Test. 🤦. What will be your answer here

09/07/2023

An Aeroplane cleaner was cleaning the Pilot's cockpit when he saw a book titled, "HOW TO FLY AN AEROPLANE FOR BEGINNERS (Volume 1).

He opened the first (1st) page, which said: "To start the engine, press the red button...." He did so, and the airplane engine started....

He was happy and opened the next page...

"To get the aeroplane moving, press the blue button..."He did so, and the plane started moving at an amazing speed....

He wanted to fly, so he opened the third (3rd) page, which said: To let the aeroplane fly, please press the green button...

"He did so, and the plane started to fly.. He was excited..!!

After twenty (20) minutes of flying, he was satisfied and wanted to land, so he decided to go to the fourth (4th) page....

And....page four (4) says; "To know how to land an aeroplane, please purchase Volume 2 at the nearest bookshop!"

*Moral Lesson*
Never attempt anything without complete information.

*Half education is not only dangerous but destructive!*

(c) Source unknown
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25/06/2023

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21/05/2023

The Girl child has gone an extra mile this year 2023.