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SAD NEWS: MP Betty Nambooze has LOST her DAD, Peter Kayongo Ssetuba. Kitalo nnyoo, kitalo ddala.
05/09/2025

SAD NEWS: MP Betty Nambooze has LOST her DAD, Peter Kayongo Ssetuba.

Kitalo nnyoo, kitalo ddala.

05/09/2025

It seems the clock is ticking on the UK Prime Minister Keir Starmer and his labour government. Will he survive?

05/09/2025

Trump has told European leaders to stop buying Russian oil.

This photo deserves 1000 likes for Rogers Mato 🇺🇬🙏
05/09/2025

This photo deserves 1000 likes for Rogers Mato 🇺🇬🙏

Uganda 2-0 MozambiqueRogers Mato doubles Cranes lead!
05/09/2025

Uganda 2-0 Mozambique

Rogers Mato doubles Cranes lead!

05/09/2025

Allan Okello scores a beauty for Uganda Cranes.

04/09/2025

In a functioning democracy, the government fears the people who hold the sovereign power. In illiberal democracies / dictatorships, citizens fear the government.

Can you believe Retired President Bill Clinton lost the biscuit when he was president. To borrow from ABC news, a Presid...
04/09/2025

Can you believe Retired President Bill Clinton lost the biscuit when he was president. To borrow from ABC news, a President can lose a vote, or a golf club but he can never, never lose the biscuit.

Let me clarify things here. We are not talking about real biscuit, NO. Biscuit is the nickname for the card that contains the nuclear launch codes, known as Gold Codes, by which the president can identify himself and make the order for a nuclear strike. According to a memoir written by the former Chairman of Joint Chiefs, President Clinton lost the biscuit soon after the Monica Lewinsky scandal broke in 1998. He must have been under a lot of pressure.

Now, imagine Russia has launched a nuclear attack against the US and an immediate response is ordered. The National Military Command Center (NMCC) calls the President Military aide who then plugs in the president to provide an alphanumeric code to identify himself. However the President is unable to identify himself because the biscuit that contains the alphanumeric code is missing. Time is running out. Russia nuclear ICBMs are enroute to the US targeting major cities. But the US response is getting delayed by the President's carelessness.

NMCC reaches out to the Vice President who is second in command. Of course they have to explain to him why the President is unable to authorize nuclear strike being the commander in chief. The Vice President knows the President is alive. Ordering a nuclear strike on behalf of the president who is not incapacitated is a big deal. The Vice President asks NMCC for some time to get in touch with POTUS. The military honchos are agitated. A response is required urgently otherwise major cities will be decimated in a matter of minutes.

The Vice President who carries the second biscuit identifies himself and authorises the nuclear strike. The command is passed from National Command Authority (NCA) to US Strategies Command through the NMCC down to individual launch sites in the nuclear triad (land, air or sea).

Anyway, nothing happened. Clinton survived impeachment.

UPDATE: Dean Lubowa's Defamation Spree Finally Catches Up With Him! 🤯After a string of explosive accusations targeting t...
03/09/2025

UPDATE: Dean Lubowa's Defamation Spree Finally Catches Up With Him! 🤯

After a string of explosive accusations targeting top politicians, businessmen, and institutions, former journalist Dean Lubowa's latest salvo against Nyombi Thembo seems to have backfired spectacularly.

He recently published a damaging article about Nyombi Thembo accusing him of sleeping around with older women, scaring kids with his looks and misusing UCC funds.
Nyombi decided to take matters into his own hands.

In a daring operation, Nyombi tracked Dean down to his home. Nyombi seized the TV station's equipment and reportedly disciplined the individuals he found at the station (rumor has it, Dean was hiding under his desk).

In a shocking turn of events, Lawyer Ivan Bwowe has parted ways with Mpuuga's party, barely three months after being app...
02/09/2025

In a shocking turn of events, Lawyer Ivan Bwowe has parted ways with Mpuuga's party, barely three months after being appointed Deputy National Legal Advisor. Notably, Bwowe had contributed to the party's procurement and formalization processes. He has now joined the People's Freedom Front (PFF).

Hon. Nyeko Derrick's decision not to seek re-election as Member of Parliament for Makindye East is a significant develop...
02/09/2025

Hon. Nyeko Derrick's decision not to seek re-election as Member of Parliament for Makindye East is a significant development. His commitment to fighting corruption and serving the people remains unwavering, as evident in his promise to continue on this path. This move demonstrates maturity in politics, showcasing a leader prioritizing the greater good over personal ambition.

In the 1950's High Schools in America were teaching girls how to become good housewives. Here is an excerpt from home ec...
01/09/2025

In the 1950's High Schools in America were teaching girls how to become good housewives. Here is an excerpt from home economics text book on how to become a good housewife..

1. Have dinner ready.

Plan ahead, even the night before, to have a delicious meal ready on time. This is a way of letting him know that you have been thinking about him and are concerned about his needs. Most men are hungry when they come home and the prospect of a good meal is part of the warm welcome needed.

2. Prepare yourself.

Take fifteen minutes to rest so that you are refreshed when he arrives. Touch up your makeup, put a ribbon in your hair and be fresh looking. He has just been with a lot of work-weary people. Be a little gay and a little more interesting. His boring day may need a lift.

3. Clear away the clutter.

Make one last trip through the main part of the house. Gather up the books, toys, and newspapers. Dust the tables so that they appear clean. Your husband will feel that he has reached his haven of rest and order. Doing this for him will give you a lift also

4. Prepare the children.

Take a few minutes to wash their faces and hands. Comb their hair and change their clothes if it is necessary to make them look presentable to him. They are “God’s Creatures” and your husband would like to see them playing their part.

5. Minimize all noise.

At the time of his arrival, eliminate all the noises of the washer, dryer, dishwasher, and vacuum. You’ve had plenty of time to do these things during the day. Don’t do them now. Encourage your children to be quiet. Be happy to see your husband. Greet him with a warm smile.

6. Do not greet your husband with problems or complaints.

Don’t complain when he is late for dinner. Count this as minor when compared to what he had to go through today.

7. Make him comfortable.

Have him lean back in a comfortable chair or suggest that he lie down for a few minutes in the bedroom. Have a cool or warm drink ready for him. Arrange his pillow and offer to take off his shoes. Speak in a low, soft, soothing and pleasant voice. Allow him to relax and unwind.

8. Listen to him.

You may have a dozen things to tell him but the moment of his arrival is not the time. Let him speak first.

9. Make the evening his.

He is special! Never complain that he does not take you out to dinner or to other pleasant entertainment. Instead, try to understand his world of strain and pressure, his need to unwind and relax. Remember that you relaxed all day waiting for his return. Now it’s his turn to enjoy what you enjoyed.

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