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Chinese invented a machine that catches thieves ; they took it to different countries for a test .In US, it caught 20 th...
13/03/2025

Chinese invented a machine that catches thieves ; they took it to different countries for a test .
In US, it caught 20 thieves in 30 minutes
In India, it caught 500 thieves in 30 minutes
In Kenya, it caught 6000 thieves in 20 minutes
In Uganda, it caught 20,000 thieves in 7 minutes

In South Sudan, in 2 minutes, the machine itself was stolen 😂😂

20/02/2025

That line women draw on a man's chest when asking for money is called what? 🙄🥴

14/02/2025

Valentine day is a devil's project. Argue with your keyboard!

14/02/2025

😂😂😂 😂😂😂
There is this guy who has a 25 inch dick. He goes to a witch in the woods and asks her if she can make his dick smaller because he just can't please the ladies because it is just too big, he hasn't found a lady yet who likes it and he can't get any pleasure.
She tells him to go into the woods and he will find a frog when he finds the frog he is to ask it to marry him. If the frog says no, his c**k will shrink 5 inches.
He goes into the woods and finds this frog. He asks "frog, will you marry me?"
The frog says "no" And his prick shrinks five inches. The guys thinks to himself, "Wow, that was pretty cool. But, it's still too big." So he goes back to the frog and again asks the frog: "Frog, will you marry me?"
Frog: "No, I won't marry you."
The guys dick shrinks another five inches. But that's still 15 inches and he thinks his chop is still just a little bit too big. But he thinks that 10 inches would be just great. He goes back to the frog and asks: "Frog, will you marry me?"
Frog: How many times do I have to tell you NO! , NO!!, NO!!! NO!!!
As we dey talk now the guy no get charger again😂😂

08/02/2025

Your boyfriend sold his phone and accused Toronto boys of robbing him 😂

08/02/2025

Shout out to my newest followers! Excited to have you onboard! Mabior Nyang, Chuti Ngong, Garang Achiek, Hon Abraham Mamer Kur, Malou Mach Thon

07/02/2025

Just in 🚨: South Sudan Ministry of Health has confirmed one positive case of Mpox and declared an outbreak.

Acting Minister of Health James Hoth Mai made the announcement in Juba on Friday afternoon.

The patient is receiving treatment at Gudele Hospital.

Who are these boys? It seems like they are begging Tutkew 😅
06/02/2025

Who are these boys? It seems like they are begging Tutkew 😅

06/02/2025

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05/02/2025

DEVELOPING;

Tension escalated in eastern Equatoria between the Division 7 commander and Louis Lobong.

Louis ordered the Division 7 commander to supply youths with ammunition but the commander reacted angrily, questioning why ammunition should be given to civilians. He argued that if there was a threat, the army should be the one to protect the state, not civilians.

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05/02/2025

By; Chuol Machar

View it critically.

The recent killing of innocent cattle herders from Bor is not about farming. Remember, Equatoria hosts all rebel groups currently and their main agenda is to drive out the Dinka and Nuer from their lands.

Reflect back on the "NAS rebels" they do not want Dinka in Juba or anywhere in the Equatoria region. Louis Lobong has been tasked with achieving this goal indirectly.

Cattle herders from Bor were fighting against and dismantling the progress of the NAS rebels and their allies In equatoria.

Chasing away the Dinka Bor cattle herders will pave the way for the rebels to regroup in the Equatorian forests, allowing them to launch attacks against the government in Juba by targeting the commercial road to Nimule and other important routes to Juba.

Do not think this is merely about the Dinka Bor cattle herders. They have been in Equatoria since the 1970s. Were Equatorians not farming during that time? I believe they were, That's why this is a strategic move for the rebels.

The government must not take this situation lightly.

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