09/19/2020
A 10 room HAUNTED HOUSE for 30 year old and up adults.
Room 1: THE ALARM you have over slept your alarm and your boss called wondering where you are. You tell them you over slept, they respond with "COME SEE.ME WHEN YOU GET IN, WE NEED TO TALK" you drive in and park with giant pit in your gut.
Room 2:THE BAD DREAM. You find our you never really graduated high school and you other degrees don't matter until you finish. So you go back to school and are super old and you don't fit in. Also you have to ride the bus and you miss it everyday. You would think you would learn.
Room 3:THE AUDIT. You are being auditied and you need to find a receipt FOR EVERYTHING EVER or you go to jail for life.
Room 4: IDENITY THEFT. your identity was stolen and they maxed out your high limit credit card... they are holding you responsible even though you dident want the limit increase. Now your credit score is 0 somehow.
Room 5: LAY OFFS. Your job is eliminated right after you bought the house you always wanted. Now you have to make a budget on one or no income. The bank is calling and the only job you can find is the job you hated in highschool at a 90's minimum wage with the same boss you hated.
Room 6: THE PERFECT GIFT. you have 20 minutes to buy someone the perfect a gift for Christmas and you only have a CVS to do it. They thought long and hard and got you the perfect gift. You are buying their gift in the same location you can buy preparation H and a "CARS" balloon.
Room 7: UNEXPECTED GUEST. Guest come when you are half naked unshowered and the house is a mess. They then start critiquing your appearance and house keeping abilities. You can't ask them to leave... they are family
Room 8: ENDLESS DRIVE-THRU LANE... you got in line becaues you thought you had plenty of time before work, but now you don't... was coffee really worth the stress?
Room 9: YOUR PHYSICAL. You have a surprise phyisical at your doctor where they berate your life choices and weight. They somehow have a list of everything you have ever eaten and every bad life choice you have ever made.
Room 10: PUBLIC STOMACH ISSUES. You get the cold sweats and the cramps but there is no where private to aleave your situation so nature just takes its course in front of EVERYONE.
SECRET ENDING. SURPRISE BILL. You finally get your finances in order after the audit and a surprise old cable or cell phone bill shows up that you never knew of. Becaues of late fees and interest its now like 50k. Back in the hole you go.