01/09/2026
“A lady is walking off with our unused crib. A man bought my wedding ring for $57. I realize there’s still so much stuff on the lawn. I’m going to have to call Hunks Hauling Junk to clear the rest of it away. Either that or watch the Sheriff confiscate my belongings when they post the eviction notice on my door.”
From "The One with the Head Cheerleader Contest" by Beth Sherman
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Art by Nayoun Kim, www.nayounkim.com, “The Centaur.”