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06/08/2025

I heard he yelled, “AND I’LL DO IT AGAIN” from his little rescue hammock 🦓

Ed, the runaway pet zebra in Tennessee, has been captured. Looks like he has no regrets.

06/06/2025

This just broke me a little bit, this was my favorite to ride at Howl-O-Scream because if it was slow, they would let you go again and again without getting out of your seat.

05/27/2025

Top 10 in 2 days! Keep those votes coming for me to be in Inked Magazine!!

https://originals.inkedmag.com/2025/samantha-ponzillo/

Trauma Comes In All Forms, But To Turn Your Body Into A Suitcase Instead Of Being Dropped Off In A Grave: That’s Living For Those Who Passed

05/22/2025

WHAT A HITTER!

05/10/2025

It’s a great day to Be Fabulous Sarasota!

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One of the coolest bands I’ve seen in a while, Ending Apathy, which kinda reminded me of a cooler version of Tegan & Sara!www.SamanthaPonzilloMedia.com

04/25/2025

Tried and true business advice from the cruise ship homie herself

04/25/2025

So Samantha Ponzillo Media started YET another company and I don’t get an invite to the party because my last name is Deathburn? Ugh, this bitch…

Samantha Ponzillo Investigations is the TRUE PI for all your SRQ needs!

04/19/2025

Hi, I cannot take this girl. Please don’t give her any roller skates, ffs!

04/12/2025

It’s Mr. Steal My Jacket himself! Mr. Vyn Suazion!!

Wanna go to SPM @ Art Ovation Sarasota: Documenting Sarasota Artists? It's a $1 donation to CAN Community Health to get in beforhand and $1,000,000,000,000/head on the day of.

Kidding... OR AM I? Muhahahahhahahaha

I think Mr. Vyn Suazion is VERY busy that week, but I'll see if I can convince him to come to Downtown Sarasota, where there are NO GAY BARS, to come see himself on the wall and hear the cute story about his parents that I overheard at last years Mx. St Pete Pride Pageant (before it started)

🔗 www.eventbrite.com/e/spm-art-ovation-sarasota-documenting-sarasota-artists-may-26-june1-tickets-1321496685159

04/11/2025

I remember Julietta Vendetta coming to visit and her screaming “CRACK IS WHACK” while I was working because 🪠🍑