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04/02/2012

We expect you found your April Fools Day edition to be quite splendid. Let it tide you over 'til we gather ourselves.

03/23/2012

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03/22/2012

Looking for someone to write the following article: Local Activist Really Loves Using Bullhorn

03/22/2012

Interested in contributing to the Times Onion? Here's how!

1. If you have a headline or article title you think is funny, send it to [email protected]. We may use it to write a full article or just print it as a blurb!
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4. Start writing! If you'd like, our editing staff is willing to work with you and offer feedback throughout the process.

We are currently looking to have all articles in for an April Fool's debut article. We are still looking around for a printer so the deadline is Wednesday, March 28th at the latest. We will keep you updated with any changes to that.

03/22/2012

We are currently looking for contributions to a debut issue which will come out on Sunday, April 1st! Please email any articles or ideas for articles to [email protected]! The deadline for submissions is Wednesday, March 28th!

03/19/2012

Clipping from Times Onion, 3.19.12.