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How embarrassing to be represented by such a DELUDED apologist for Trump's anti-immigrant, inflammatory and racist remar...
12/06/2025

How embarrassing to be represented by such a DELUDED apologist for Trump's anti-immigrant, inflammatory and racist remarks.
People need to DENOUNCE and REBUKE such hateful and dehumanizing remarks! Representative Franson falls FAR SHORT.

State Republican lawmakers on Thursday reacted to the ongoing immigration enforcement operation in the Twin Cities and President Trump’s remarks earlier this...

F*CK ST. PAUL PD!  FIRE CHIEF AXEL HENRYEmail your complaints to the Public Information Office of the St.Paul Police Dep...
11/26/2025

F*CK ST. PAUL PD! FIRE CHIEF AXEL HENRY
Email your complaints to the Public Information Office of the St.Paul Police Department:

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Or call: 651-755-7195

People in theatre are usually really liberal, so naturally when we saw all of the INFLATABLE costumes on Broadway, that ...
11/21/2025

People in theatre are usually really liberal, so naturally when we saw all of the INFLATABLE costumes on Broadway, that have become so emblematic of the "No Kings" movement, out in front of the old theatre, we assumed that it was simply more of the local ANTIFA demonstrators that have become so common on the sidewalks of our new progressive hotbed and political front, Alexandria, MN.
Also, remember that there has been a lot of "piggy" talk associated with Trump in the news cycle, lately, so it was a natural mistake for us to make.
See our previous post, viewed by over 30,000 people, which makes no mention of their theatre, although the "piggies" in the photo WERE situated, somewhat, beneith the Andria Theatre marquee. It turns out that it was all just some theatre people pan-handling for new stage curtains! Our bad. 🤷
From the comments, it sounds like the local theatre people want everyone to be clear: They are very affraid of dangerous right-wingers targeting them. NO ONE EVEN MENTIONED The Andria Theatre in the post, and yet people feel the need, in this town, to make it abundantly clear, ANYWAYS, that they do not want to be associated with anything "Liberal," or "Feminist" or "Woke" in Alexandria. Theatre people are affraid that nasty, vindictive right-wingers who control our community will pull their support if they think that the Andria Theatre is "Liberal," or "Feminist" or "Woke."
So please, everyone: Run and tell THAT.

Any man who calls a woman a "Piggy" is a misogynistic A-hole, and a pig HIMSELF.  Misogynistic PIGS TO THE MAX!!!      T...
11/20/2025

Any man who calls a woman a "Piggy" is a misogynistic A-hole, and a pig HIMSELF. Misogynistic PIGS TO THE MAX!!!
Thank you to the inflatable ANTI-TRUMP demonstrators on Broadway today!

Again, $10 Reward for the identity of the Catholic Cornholio, Trump-supporting, pedophile-enabler with the juju beads wr...
11/16/2025

Again, $10 Reward for the identity of the Catholic Cornholio, Trump-supporting, pedophile-enabler with the juju beads wrapped around his head who makes his big appearance at around the 6:00 minute mark. Geronimo!

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Wrap those juju beads around your neck a little tighter, and pray a little harder....you look like a P**O to us.     $10...
11/16/2025

Wrap those juju beads around your neck a little tighter, and pray a little harder....you look like a P**O to us.
$10 reward for this man's identity, the infamous,
Catholic Cornholio!

11/16/2025

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This guy.  Likes to talk about "people on welfare" when he's just an abusive, controlling, drunken MAGA POS whose own ch...
11/10/2025

This guy. Likes to talk about "people on welfare" when he's just an abusive, controlling, drunken MAGA POS whose own children are on STATE support...you guessed it: Sucks off of the County Trough, swilling deeply, while he wh**es around at bars, deer hunts, snowmobiles, and skips out on his own Child Support payments. 🫢 Run and tell THAT. 🤡 Now you're on the NEWS! Good luck with the bar wh**es! Even they would be wise to turn their nose up at YOU, by now, Clowny-boy! 🤦
At least if you still manage to get laid, by some Evangelical MAGA miracle after this, you can at least still use your Prime West Card to get treated, if you should manage to contract VD or something. (We have a photo-copy of that, too.) Us Democrats won't complain. Thus is the TRUE gospel of Christ.
Wow, though: Those are some charming documents, you got there, Boy. Some of the best we've ever seen...and we're sitting on a pile more, tough guy, so don't anyone get lippy!
Charming, effervescent personality. Real magnetism.😂🤣😂 Lookin' GOOD, there, Buddy! Lookin' REAL GOOD. Best of luck with the ladies!

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