Alexandria Minnesota Rebel News

10/15/2025

Known as "Turkey-Wattle Neck T**t," it primarily affects pussy-throated, MAGA-supporting men like President Trump and former State Senator Bill Ingebrigsten.

10/05/2025

Our very formidable, yet shadowy partners in Antifa Alexandria wanted us to share this. They say that it's only "Sporting" to give a fair warning. Weigh this with due gravity, as it affects the balance of power, here, which affects us all. I suggest that people just get out of the way because Antifa Alexandria is down with the sickness, and isn't playing f*ck around.

That's right! That's what I been trying to tell everyone: We're so f*cking organized, that Trump's gonna SH*T if he sends his troops to Alexandria, MN. This is Subcomandant Dehorn of the 3rd Romulan Interstellar Antifa fleet, sent to quell the intense pocket of Evangelical Christian, as well as other assorted flavors of fascisms found in unusually high concentrations in this vicinity, in this West Central Minnesota region.
I have all the authority in this sector, vested to me through the very official Antifa Organization... (hence the snazzy logo!) And I will bring it to bear quite mercilessly upon all those who oppose our activities here, I must warn you.
The intergalactic squads (with their vast and wide resources), as well as half of a can of red spray-paint, two FULL cans of black spray-paint, and 3/4 of a can of white spray-paint will be arriving shortly. This ill-advised conflict that Trump has declared upon us will end as quickly as it begins! SOON! We will easily dispense with this loud-mouthed, tin-horn CLOWN known as TRUMP, and his paltry military. The superior firepower of our plasma cannons will soon end this conflict. They run on pure capacitance gel, and are bright and fiery! We mean it!
Our two very formidable grandparents in their 50's with a bullhorn, some hand-painted cardboard signs, an American flag and a '94 Caravan with only 164K miles on it will preform a "Mop-up" after major hostilities have ended, and shortly before they are installed as the official executives here, and their authority SHALL supersede the authority of both the cops and the city council, locally. They will all bow to the mighty organizational skills of ANTIFA, and the HOFFS! Whose first official action will be to fire City Attorney and incompetent alarmist, Tom Jacobson.
By the power vested in me, I am issuing an official ANTIFA warning to those who would further oppose our mission. We're are VERY organized, so run and tell THAT. HOMEBOY. Don't make us do something crazy! We're warning you! We're super serious! Organized A.F! Out on bail even!
P.S. FREE LUIGI MANGIONE, I said, GODDAMMIT!

10/04/2025

MAGA and I can see eye to eye about the Jeffrey Epstein Files. Together with we will heal the nation! I'm Gary the Guantanamo Gator aka Robby Roa...

09/24/2025

The Representative Mary Franson files!
Here is the Defamation Lawsuit brought against Mary Franson by Ex-Boyfriend Eric Harpel of Hutchinson. It never made the news. She PAID him an undisclosed amount of money to drop it.
In it you can read about Franson allegedly cutting herself, threatening su***de, attempting su***de, abusing others, abusing anti-depressants, trashing her own house, and apparently providing sexual favors in exchange for financial support and house payments. Harpel also says that she expressed unfounded concerns about being stalked.
It is also alleged that Franson made many false statements in her application for an HRO, wrongly accusing this man of predator behavior, as well as illegally accessing his computer files and deleting a bunch of damning information. It also says that she was engaging in a lot of promiscuous behavior.

09/22/2025

Naughty Pinings, Volume 1

09/19/2025

FORMER Deputy Corey Sammons had been accused of sexual assault, making threats, and stalking in June of 2022. Harrassment restraining order was GRANTED. *See updated photo.

09/15/2025

A man said in a comment, on a facebook post, that we need to rally behind the things that we still have in common. He named our flag in a list of things that we supposedly still have in common.... except that we don't:
We don't really have the flag in common, anymore, since 2010 after Ferguson, MO, when the disgusting and creepy looking "Blue-Lives Matter" flag first reared it's disrespectful head, forever cheapening our national symbol of unity.
Right-wing idiots have disfigured and altered our Red, White, and Blue flag design, turning it into Blue-line flags, red line flags, yellow line flags, Trump flags, Fruit-stripe flags, etc. All of which, and especially colorless redesigns, have been co-opted by Right-wingers and hate groups. Even giving veterans a disrespectful, unasked-for GREEN stripe. A demotion from a flag that had once symbolized and belonged wholey to their service, and belonged to us all in their remembrance. A tacky, Chinese-made green line that no one wanted. Usually buried amidst a miniature avalanche of other colored lines. Gray lines, orange lines, who can remember them all. Nothing exceptional.
Do they put Green-line flags upon the caskets of our valorous servicemen and women? They do not.
Abominable flag patterns are ALL still illegal in Minnesota under MSA 609.40. It's still illegal to alter the flag's original design of "a Blue and White field of stars in the upper right or left hand corner and 13 alternating Red and White horizontal stripes."
Also here in Minnesota, far-right Representative Mary Franson (12B) tried to legalize these bastardized flags (because the law has been around since 1970).
I had even contacted the late Representative Melissa Hortman about it. She agreed with me, and assured me at the time that Franson's bill to amend the statute would never make it out of committee during the 2023 session.
Thankfully Hortman was right: It didn't, and we are still the only state in the Union that disallows "altered US flag designs." Public display of a Blue-line flag, colorless flag, or any other altered design, on cars, clothing or otherwise, makes you a CRIMINAL in Minnesota, and a sh*tty American everywhere.
Let's TRULY unite and cast aside our divisive, adulterated flags and be one people, with one symbol again. What has happened? How can you call yourself an American when you have cheapened the flag for all of us?

09/10/2025

06/02/2025

So we were demonstrating against Trump with our 8647 sign in our deeply red hometown, here, and the MAGAts were out and they were pi**ed! We had some support, too, but it was 60% middle fingers for reactions, of those who react. (Most people just stare straight ahead and try to pretend that nothing is happening.
This hapless idiot from Church of the Harvest approached us, regrettably, I'm sure. He could not officially deny viewing po*******hy. 🤣😂🤣 It always makes an Evangelical man's brain go "Goink!" to just be flat out asked if they have viewed po*******hy. 😂🤣😂 Wendy was saucy, too. This is a hard cringe, so be warned.

05/27/2025

Some gave all.
One had bone spurs.

05/25/2025

My dad was a combat wounded WWII veteran who had invaded the Phillipines with General Douglas MacArthur. This is the fight of OUR lives, of our generation. Now OUR security is being threatened by this fascist dictator, and we must be brave.
The Secret Service can investigate us all that it wants to. My wife Wendy and I will continue to demonstrate with our 8647 sign on the I-94 footbridge in Fargo REGARDLESS of the intimidation of Republican Governor Armstrong, The North Dakota State Patrol and the Secret Service, which is now officially investigating my wife and I. 50501 Solidarity. 8647.
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