Alexandria Minnesota Rebel News

06/02/2025

So we were demonstrating against Trump with our 8647 sign in our deeply red hometown, here, and the MAGAts were out and they were pi**ed! We had some support, too, but it was 60% middle fingers for reactions, of those who react. (Most people just stare straight ahead and try to pretend that nothing is happening.
This hapless idiot from Church of the Harvest approached us, regrettably, I'm sure. He could not officially deny viewing po*******hy. 🤣😂🤣 It always makes an Evangelical man's brain go "Goink!" to just be flat out asked if they have viewed po*******hy. 😂🤣😂 Wendy was saucy, too. This is a hard cringe, so be warned.

05/27/2025

Some gave all.
One had bone spurs.

05/25/2025

My dad was a combat wounded WWII veteran who had invaded the Phillipines with General Douglas MacArthur. This is the fight of OUR lives, of our generation. Now OUR security is being threatened by this fascist dictator, and we must be brave.
The Secret Service can investigate us all that it wants to. My wife Wendy and I will continue to demonstrate with our 8647 sign on the I-94 footbridge in Fargo REGARDLESS of the intimidation of Republican Governor Armstrong, The North Dakota State Patrol and the Secret Service, which is now officially investigating my wife and I. 50501 Solidarity. 8647.
https://gofund.me/673cde54

05/15/2025

If Derek Chauvin is FEDERALLY pardoned by Trump, he will go to serve 22.5 years at Oak Park. This facility is referred to as "Gladiator School" among inmates in Minnesota, so that would be a bad thing for Chauvin. Trump won't do it.

05/14/2025

Rebel News is no longer "Anti-Cop." They have an important role, and we are not anarchists.

05/12/2025

The fish on this can bears a striking resemblance to MAGA-supporting fascist and Republican State Senator Torrey Westrom. He's got that same, "Dead-Mackerel" look, with his eyeball popping out the way that it does. Got his head ran over by a tractor as a child (Mennonites are very careless) and the eyeball started popping out of his head from the pressure. They parked it right there on his head.
The guy needs to start wearing an eye-patch. It's sad that the people around him, and closest to him, can't be straight with him about his appearance. It's sad that he has to hear it from a guy like Judd Hoff.

05/11/2025

Premillenialist Evangelicalism is a DOOMSDAY CULT.

05/09/2025

In reaction to the recent landmark Minnesota Supreme Court ruling, the beautiful Wendy Hoff, of Alexandria, Minnesota, makes history as the first LEGAL topless female swimmer/sunbather at a public beach on May 8th, 2025, 5:48 p.m. Le Homme Dieu Beach, Alexandria, Mn.

02/16/2025

Tomorrow. 12 Noon. City Hall. We have extra signs.

02/09/2025

At the time of J6, local Q-anon inspired WHACK-JOB, and Cornerstone Church - A Family Integrated Church pastor Darryl Knappen posted, (and then removed) this completely UNHINGED video after other local pastors met with him and condemned him for it. It is unavailable other than here.
So please think of this post as a special little early easter egg of local liturgical lunacy, being brought to you exclusively, compliments of your editors and local self-proclaimed rebel leaders, Judd and Wendy Hoff. (Think Mickie and Mallory, Sid and Nancy, Bonnie and Cylde, etc. "Judd and Wendy." I've always loved the way that rolls out. Yes. We're bad people.)
Here and now, 4 years later, Knappen continues to fleece the money collected at his church, which does nothing for the gospel of Christ other than keep its own lights on while feeding this useless son of a b*tch, and his wife (who sings like a dying cow). Please watch.

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