The Blooming Idiot

The Blooming Idiot We offer floral arrangements and bouquets, spring hanging baskets, fall mums, live Christmas wreaths; all handmade or locally grown!

Christmas item pre-orders are open! Please note that some items on our line up are only available as pre-order. Also, Or...
10/03/2025

Christmas item pre-orders are open! Please note that some items on our line up are only available as pre-order. Also, Order now through midnight on Sunday and get 10% off your order of $75 or more! Ordering bulk? Call the farm to chat with our staff.

Thank you!
The Bloomin' Idiot
620-238-9314

Pre-order here
https://thebloominidiot.square.site

This year’s lineup includes:
Live Christmas Wreath (12" or 16" frames, about 24" and 30" finished)
Live Fraser Fir Christmas Trees (5–7 ft.)
Live Evergreen Christmas Crosses
Full, Custom-Length Christmas Garlands
Oversized Wreaths (up to 60” finished!!!)
Live Christmas Grave Blanket

We still have just a couple of dates available! Lots of them are taken but we do have just a couple open still! Follow t...
09/30/2025

We still have just a couple of dates available! Lots of them are taken but we do have just a couple open still! Follow the link below to request your party!!!

END OF SEASON SALE! Today only!Today we are having an end of the season Mum sale. That's right, there’s a few mums left...
09/27/2025

END OF SEASON SALE! Today only!

Today we are having an end of the season Mum sale. That's right, there’s a few mums left, and the Idiot in Charge is done watering them. We’d rather give you that privilege! So today only, we are running a sale…$5 off each mum!
Stop by The Bloomin’ Idiot Flower Farm at 1278 15000 RD Altamont, KS and pick up another mum…or maybe two or three…for only $15 apiece. Get them before they are gone!

We accept cash, check, and credit/debit cards.

Hope to see you there!

Thank you very much!
Philip Day, Idiot in Charge

I am enjoying fall, maybe a little too much! I made a pumpkin out of flowers! Yea, I like fall! -Philip DayThe Bloomin' ...
09/26/2025

I am enjoying fall, maybe a little too much! I made a pumpkin out of flowers! Yea, I like fall!

-Philip Day
The Bloomin' Idiot

And that’s all for our Autumn Flower Trailer events! After four incredible events, we’re wrapping up our mum season. If ...
09/20/2025

And that’s all for our Autumn Flower Trailer events! After four incredible events, we’re wrapping up our mum season. If you missed one of our events, don’t worry! We’ll still have mums available at the farm for the next couple of weeks (or they might sell out). But we won’t be hosting any events out and about. Thank you to The Corner Store in Altamont and Oswego Farmers Market for allowing us to hold our events at your locations!

Thanks a bunch for another amazing Autumn season!

Philip Day
Idiot In Charge
The Bloomin’ Idiot flower farm

Still want a mum? Come by the farm and pick them up at our self-serve trailer!
1278 15000 Road
Altamont, KS 67330

Prices:
One for $20
Two for $35
Cash, Card, or Check

Pic of Philip Day, Owner and Idiot In Charge at The Bloomin' Idiot with one of our fall mums!

A new Christmas line up for 2025!This year we are excited to offer more then just your standard 12" frame wreath like we...
09/19/2025

A new Christmas line up for 2025!

This year we are excited to offer more then just your standard 12" frame wreath like we have in the past! We have been working hard on prepping for this years exciting line up! Some will be sold as pre-orders and some will be made to order! Be sure to check out the 2025 Christmas line up!

Pre-orders open the first week in October!

Thank you!
The Bloomin' Idiot

Live Christmas Wreath (12" or 16" frames, about 24" and 30" finished)
Live Fraser Fir Christmas Trees (5–7 ft.)�
Live Evergreen Christmas Crosses �
Full Custom-Length Christmas Garlands
�Oversized Wreaths (up to 60”!)�
Live Christmas Grave Blankets

09/12/2025

OKAY! That is a lot of MUM'S!!! Open daily 8 AM-8 PM.

Location:
The Bloomin' Idiot
1278 15000 Road
Altamont, KS 67330

Self Serve
One for $20
Two for $35
Cash, Card, or some Contactless Payments

Yes, we already started planning next years crop plan. This is the time of year when no seed catalog is safe around me. ...
09/12/2025

Yes, we already started planning next years crop plan. This is the time of year when no seed catalog is safe around me. Watch out ya'll, here comes 25,000 cut flowers!

For those of you who aren't counting. There is only 112 days till Christmas.
09/05/2025

For those of you who aren't counting. There is only 112 days till Christmas.

Farmers Market SOLD OUT! Stop by the farm anytime to pick up your mums! Thank you!The Bloomin' Idiot 1278 15000 RoadAlta...
09/04/2025

Farmers Market SOLD OUT!
Stop by the farm anytime to pick up your mums!

Thank you!
The Bloomin' Idiot

1278 15000 Road
Altamont, KS 67330

620-238-9314

Mums have arrived! ALL 113 of them!This years mums feature 8 different colors, as well as a mystery mum! Don't want to w...
09/02/2025

Mums have arrived! ALL 113 of them!
This years mums feature 8 different colors, as well as a mystery mum!
Don't want to wait till our events to get your mums? Stop by the self serve stand anytime, located at the farm!
Thank you!
-The Bloomin' Idiot

Mums have arrived! ALL 113 of them!This years mums feature 8 different colors, as well as a mystery mum! Don't want to w...
09/02/2025

Mums have arrived! ALL 113 of them!
This years mums feature 8 different colors, as well as a mystery mum!
Don't want to wait till our events to get your mums? Stop by the self serve stand anytime, located at the farm!

Thank you!
-The Bloomin' Idiot

Address

Altamont, KS
67330

Telephone

+16207842479

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