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This Friday night!!!
12/04/2025

This Friday night!!!

On December 5th we come to Skooterz Bar & Grill for our annual toydrive and meltdown tournament. Come donate to the toydrive, where we take the proceeds and donate them to the children's hospital in amarillo so sick choldren can have a happy holiday. Admission is 15 dollars or an equal price of a toy donated.

12/04/2025

On December 5th we come to Skooterz Bar & Grill for our annual toydrive and meltdown tournament. Come donate to the toydrive, where we take the proceeds and donate them to the children's hospital in amarillo so sick choldren can have a happy holiday. Admission is 15 dollars or an equal price of a toy donated.

11/29/2025

Hopefully there are no potatoes around to Smash Jay Hazzard in the face. That would really make Cass mad.

Again… who in the actual hell shows up to a LADDER MATCH with a POTATO in their pocket?!Y’all Empire fans stay screamin ...
11/28/2025

Again… who in the actual hell shows up to a LADDER MATCH with a POTATO in their pocket?!
Y’all Empire fans stay screamin Jay’s a cheater! yet not once have you seen him carb launch a whole human being off a ladder.
Be serious.
Potatoes don’t make me mad they make me GAG. 🥔💀

Anyway…

While all you sheeple were laid up on your couches yesterday, turning yourselves into the same butterball you basted the night before, Hazzard was TRAINING.
While you were pretending your third slice of pie “doesn’t count,” Jay was priming his mind, body, and soul for the reckoning The Unyielding is bringing straight into 2026.

So wipe the Cool Whip off your chins, swallow whatever you just shoved in your piehole, and look at the next poor chump smaller than the wishbone you and your sister-cousin snapped in half.

Marce Lewis… we see you, sir.

I hope you’re ready, because this Hazzard is about to squash you faster than a grandma on Black Friday sale aisle

December 20th. Empire Pro.
Be there or bring your emergency mashed potato — apparently that’s a thing now.

Hopefully there are no potatoes around to Smash Jay Hazzard in the face. That would really make Cass mad.

Wild how Thanksgiving is the one day a year some of y’all almost shine as bright as me. Almost.Be grateful today…especia...
11/27/2025

Wild how Thanksgiving is the one day a year some of y’all almost shine as bright as me. Almost.

Be grateful today…especially if you’ve never been across the ring from The Unyielding Jay Hazzard,
because let’s be real… half of you still get winded walking to the ring.

You swear you’re contenders,
but your footwork says you skipped warm ups for a decade,
and your promos?
Babes…
you’re still staring at the lines you scribbled on notebook paper
and stuttering like it’s your first day in drama class.

Jay Hazzard?
He’s built different.
Stronger. Meaner. Focused.
A whole storm…
while the rest of you barely qualify as a gust of wind.

So enjoy your turkey and your participation trophies.
Next time Jay’s music hits…
remember some prayers ask for blessings,
yours will be for survival.

🎄🎅🏻
11/20/2025

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On December 5th we come to Skooterz Bar & Grill for our annual toydrive and meltdown tournament. Come donate to the toydrive, where we take the proceeds and donate them to the children's hospital in amarillo so sick choldren can have a happy holiday. Admission is 15 dollars or an equal price of a toy donated.

11/20/2025

They tried to drag Jay with a Ronald McDonald poster.

Jay and I took one look, turned in unison, and served them a Happy Meal read:
‘The only clown we see is YOU.’
Ba-da-ba-ba-BA… we ain’t lovin’ it. 🍟🤡
Kenny Sign Guy The Unyielding Jay Hazzard Empire Pro Wrestling

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