11/28/2025
Again… who in the actual hell shows up to a LADDER MATCH with a POTATO in their pocket?!
Y’all Empire fans stay screamin Jay’s a cheater! yet not once have you seen him carb launch a whole human being off a ladder.
Be serious.
Potatoes don’t make me mad they make me GAG. 🥔💀
Anyway…
While all you sheeple were laid up on your couches yesterday, turning yourselves into the same butterball you basted the night before, Hazzard was TRAINING.
While you were pretending your third slice of pie “doesn’t count,” Jay was priming his mind, body, and soul for the reckoning The Unyielding is bringing straight into 2026.
So wipe the Cool Whip off your chins, swallow whatever you just shoved in your piehole, and look at the next poor chump smaller than the wishbone you and your sister-cousin snapped in half.
Marce Lewis… we see you, sir.
I hope you’re ready, because this Hazzard is about to squash you faster than a grandma on Black Friday sale aisle
December 20th. Empire Pro.
Be there or bring your emergency mashed potato — apparently that’s a thing now.
Hopefully there are no potatoes around to Smash Jay Hazzard in the face. That would really make Cass mad.