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05/05/2025

BREAKING: Making Sense with Michael J is not happy. This is a developing situation.

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Following a years-long legal standoff, Amarillo's city government has moved out of the Amarillo Rag HQ and into an aband...
03/26/2025

Following a years-long legal standoff, Amarillo's city government has moved out of the Amarillo Rag HQ and into an abandoned warehouse across the street.

"The court finally rejected the absurd squatter's rights argument put forward by the city," said the Amarillo Rag's legal team.

Breaking: Wrong Hole!
03/26/2025

Breaking: Wrong Hole!

In a campaign speech, Panhandle Groundwater Conservation District Board candidate Dan Rogers promised to implement "hand...
03/22/2025

In a campaign speech, Panhandle Groundwater Conservation District Board candidate Dan Rogers promised to implement "hand-marked self authenticating water" if elected.

"This will stop foreign governments like Oklahoma from stealing our water to feed their le****ns," said an inebriated Rogers.

City Councilman Josh Craft set off a wave of speculation after he announced he would not seek reelection. The Amarillo R...
03/22/2025

City Councilman Josh Craft set off a wave of speculation after he announced he would not seek reelection. The Amarillo Rag is now the first to report that Craft made the move ahead of a planned run for student council.

Herrick's campaign promptly blamed the crash on Alex Fairly.
03/22/2025

Herrick's campaign promptly blamed the crash on Alex Fairly.

"If I had known that person had a place to sleep at night, if I had known they had a roof over their head, I would have ...
02/26/2025

"If I had known that person had a place to sleep at night, if I had known they had a roof over their head, I would have acted differently," said Pastor Ronnie Drive. "Nobody with the means to pursue legal action should ever have to go through this."

"I miss my old chair," the mayor said on 37 separate occasions during the council's first meeting in the new city hall.S...
02/26/2025

"I miss my old chair," the mayor said on 37 separate occasions during the council's first meeting in the new city hall.

Stanley's main challenger in the upcoming election, Jason Herrick, released a statement in response calling the mayor "an anti-chair extremist."

"His purported existence was nothing more than a social experiment," said board chair Alex Fairly. "You may return to li...
02/05/2025

"His purported existence was nothing more than a social experiment," said board chair Alex Fairly. "You may return to living your lives as normal."

It's not just your imagination: a new study has proven that even the dumbest local drivers get even dumber when there's ...
01/09/2025

It's not just your imagination: a new study has proven that even the dumbest local drivers get even dumber when there's snow on the road.

"Why?" said the host of Making Sense with Michael J in a statement. "It's too cold there." However, sources within the T...
12/20/2024

"Why?" said the host of Making Sense with Michael J in a statement. "It's too cold there." However, sources within the Trump transition team have told us that Stevens will comply "or else."

"I promise I wasn't the one behind the Willie Funk account," said Musk, unprompted.
12/06/2024

"I promise I wasn't the one behind the Willie Funk account," said Musk, unprompted.

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