
08/08/2025
🤠 Then Came... The Kid.
Years after the fastest Gunslinger match on record, a father and son sat down at a family gathering—cards dealt, eyes narrow, hearts steeled.
Conrad equipped a trusty Peacemaker.
Tiernan, the young gun, opened with a Shoot card.
Conrad, holding a defenseless hand, coolly tossed 1 Shell (Heart) into the pot—confident he'd outplay the greenhorn next round.
But the Kid had learned well.
Without hesitation, Tiernan played a Bleeder on his Good Ol’ Dad.
Conrad raised an eyebrow… and tossed in another Shell.
Then came a second Bleeder.
Conrad’s eyes widened—wider than the Rio Grande.
He gritted his teeth, and placed his final Shell in the pot.
Tiernan leaned across the table and whispered:
“How fast was that, Dad?” 😎
🕰️ 18 seconds.
A new record. A new legend.