The Potato Point Chronicle

05/03/2022

Republican Senator John Cheney has created controversy amongst his fellow party members by coming out in support of abortion. "Abortion should be made legal. The only women who get abortions, support abortion. If we make it illegal, their children will survive and they'll raise their children to b

06/17/2020

Brian Johnston sat deep in thought this Thursday pondering life's major question - "Why haven't social justice warriors campaigned to get Faygo or S**c and Span removed from the shelf yet?" Clearly these products are homophobic and racist yet they still continue to be sold and marketed as such thou

04/26/2020

Rumor: Kim Jong-Un Is A Vegetable
After a botched heart stent, news outlets are reporting Kim Jong-Un is a Vegatable. An eggplant to be specific.

03/07/2020

Democrat voters narrowed their options for the 2020 Democratic presidential nomination from 20+ candidates to two finalists. Included in the rejected group were several women, a Latino, gay, Asian, and African-American humans as well as extra terrestrial beings (in the case of Marianne Williamson)

01/21/2020

After weighing and taking local man Tyler Smith's blood pressure (because that's necessary for a vasectomy consultation) local nurse Kira Jennings attempted to infringe on Smith's unalienable right to choose to get a vasectomy. A sacred right granted to him by the United States Supreme Court after t

12/20/2018

Local couple Tyler and Shanna Gifford recently had the pleasure of discussing their life insurance options with local salesmen John Carlos of the American Life Insurance Company. Carlos, noticing that the couple had a young child immediately went for the 'think of the children pitch' and tried gu

11/21/2017

"The female dogs would frequently turn their heads away in an act to show Sanford they did not want to be kissed."

An area man has been accused by several female dogs of unwanted advances & kisses in the wake of many big name celebrities having similar accusations filed against them. Marcus Sanford, who works as local TV anchor has issued an apology admitting that he did in fact kiss the dogs even though

01/01/2016

Thousands of Facebook friends anxiously waited Thursday for the verdict to by delivered on the Steven Avery case after their friend Zac Brown watched all 10 episodes of Making a Murderer on Netflix. "Zac is an expert on legal issues. I know the 4 years he spent at the local community college e

08/05/2015

National News PETA Calls For Vicious Animal Killer To Be Hanged August 5, 2015 mikehunt Leave a comment PETA has called for a vicious murderer of African Gazelle’s to be hanged. “Hunting and stalking animals is a coward’s pastime.” – PETA CEO The serial killer has killed over 45 Gazelle in his lifes…

05/28/2015

National News Congressman Ron Paul (R, TX) Comes Out To Family, Son Rand Paul, That He Is Now – RuPaul May 28, 2015 mikehunt Leave a comment After a much hyped interview with Dianne Sawyer, congressman Ron Paul (R, TX) admitted last night that he is a woman. “For all intents and purposes, I am a wo…