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Man Wonders Why Social Justice Warriors Haven't Campaigned Against Faygo or Spic and Span
06/17/2020
Man Wonders Why Social Justice Warriors Haven't Campaigned Against Faygo or Spic and Span

Man Wonders Why Social Justice Warriors Haven't Campaigned Against Faygo or Spic and Span

Brian Johnston sat deep in thought this Thursday pondering life's major question - "Why haven't social justice warriors campaigned to get Faygo or Spic and Span removed from the shelf yet?" Clearly these products are homophobic and racist yet they still continue to be sold and marketed as such thou

Rumor: Kim Jong-Un Is A VegetableAfter a botched heart stent, news outlets are reporting Kim Jong-Un is a Vegatable. An ...
04/26/2020

Rumor: Kim Jong-Un Is A Vegetable
After a botched heart stent, news outlets are reporting Kim Jong-Un is a Vegatable. An eggplant to be specific.

Democrat Voters Celebrate Diversity By Selecting Two Straight, White, Male Candidates For President
03/07/2020
Democrat Voters Celebrate Diversity By Selecting Two Straight, White, Male Candidates For President

Democrat Voters Celebrate Diversity By Selecting Two Straight, White, Male Candidates For President

Democrat voters narrowed their options for the 2020 Democratic presidential nomination from 20+ candidates to two finalists. Included in the rejected group were several women, a Latino, gay, Asian, and African-American humans as well as extra terrestrial beings (in the case of Marianne Williamson)

Anti-choice Nurse Pressures Father Not To Get A Vasectomy
01/21/2020
Anti-choice Nurse Pressures Father Not To Get A Vasectomy

Anti-choice Nurse Pressures Father Not To Get A Vasectomy

After weighing and taking local man Tyler Smith's blood pressure (because that's necessary for a vasectomy consultation) local nurse Kira Jennings attempted to infringe on Smith's unalienable right to choose to get a vasectomy. A sacred right granted to him by the United States Supreme Court after t

Desperate Couple Buys Additional Life Insurance Just So Salesman Will Go Home
12/20/2018
Desperate Couple Buys Additional Life Insurance Just So Salesman Will Go Home

Desperate Couple Buys Additional Life Insurance Just So Salesman Will Go Home

Local couple Tyler and Shanna Gifford recently had the pleasure of discussing their life insurance options with local salesmen John Carlos of the American Life Insurance Company. Carlos, noticing that the couple had a young child immediately went for the 'think of the children pitch' and tried gu

"The female dogs would frequently turn their heads away in an act to show Sanford they did not want to be kissed."
11/21/2017
Female Dog Accuses Owner of Unwanted Advances & Kisses

"The female dogs would frequently turn their heads away in an act to show Sanford they did not want to be kissed."

An area man has been accused by several female dogs of unwanted advances & kisses in the wake of many big name celebrities having similar accusations filed against them. Marcus Sanford, who works as local TV anchor has issued an apology admitting that he did in fact kiss the dogs even though

Facebook Anxiously Awaits Man With Zero Years Of Law Experience To Give Opinion On Steven Avery Case
01/01/2016
Facebook Anxiously Awaits Man With Zero Years Of Law Experience To Give Opinion On Steven Avery Case

Facebook Anxiously Awaits Man With Zero Years Of Law Experience To Give Opinion On Steven Avery Case

Thousands of Facebook friends anxiously waited Thursday for the verdict to by delivered on the Steven Avery case after their friend Zac Brown watched all 10 episodes of Making a Murderer on Netflix. "Zac is an expert on legal issues. I know the 4 years he spent at the local community college e

PETA Calls For Vicious Animal Killer To Be Hanged | The Potato Point Chronicle
08/05/2015
PETA Calls For Vicious Animal Killer To Be Hanged | The Potato Point Chronicle

PETA Calls For Vicious Animal Killer To Be Hanged | The Potato Point Chronicle

National News PETA Calls For Vicious Animal Killer To Be Hanged August 5, 2015 mikehunt Leave a comment PETA has called for a vicious murderer of African Gazelle’s to be hanged. “Hunting and stalking animals is a coward’s pastime.” – PETA CEO The serial killer has killed over 45 Gazelle in his lifes…

Congressman Ron Paul (R, TX) Comes Out To Family, Son Rand Paul, That He Is Now – RuPaul
05/28/2015
Congressman Ron Paul (R, TX) Comes Out To Family, Son Rand Paul, That He Is Now – RuPaul

Congressman Ron Paul (R, TX) Comes Out To Family, Son Rand Paul, That He Is Now – RuPaul

National News Congressman Ron Paul (R, TX) Comes Out To Family, Son Rand Paul, That He Is Now – RuPaul May 28, 2015 mikehunt Leave a comment After a much hyped interview with Dianne Sawyer, congressman Ron Paul (R, TX) admitted last night that he is a woman. “For all intents and purposes, I am a wo…

Recruiter Offers Developer “Exciting, Part Time, Temporary Job 1,800 Miles Away” | The Potato...
05/20/2015
Recruiter Offers Developer “Exciting, Part Time, Temporary Job 1,800 Miles Away” | The Potato...

Recruiter Offers Developer “Exciting, Part Time, Temporary Job 1,800 Miles Away” | The Potato...

Local News Recruiter Offers Developer “Exciting, Part Time, Temporary Job 1,800 Miles Away” May 20, 2015 mikehunt Leave a comment Bradley Dryair, Technical Recruiter of Meet Your Quota Recruiters® pitched an exciting, part time, temporary , Senior UI Engineer job to local developer Pete Givens via e…

Verizon, US Cellular, AT&T & Sprint Propose Merging To ‘F**k Everyone Over’ | The Potato Point...
05/14/2015
Verizon, US Cellular, AT&T & Sprint Propose Merging To ‘F**k Everyone Over’ | The Potato Point...

Verizon, US Cellular, AT&T & Sprint Propose Merging To ‘F**k Everyone Over’ | The Potato Point...

National News Verizon, US Cellular, AT&T & Sprint Propose Merging To ‘F**k Everyone Over’ May 14, 2015 mikehunt Leave a comment Verizon, US Cellular, AT&T & Sprint jointly announced Monday that they are proposing a 4 way merger (pending a first round draft pick) to form the world’s largest telecommu…

Never Married Priest Gives Marriage Counseling To Troubled Couple
09/19/2014
Never Married Priest Gives Marriage Counseling To Troubled Couple

Never Married Priest Gives Marriage Counseling To Troubled Couple

Boston, Massachusetts Father Francis, considered one the top Catholic experts on the topic of marriage counseled his latest couple Friday. "I don't know if I can ever trust Steve again. I hope Fath...

Entire Cast Of The View, Replaced With Chickens
06/29/2014
Entire Cast Of The View, Replaced With Chickens

Entire Cast Of The View, Replaced With Chickens

Announced this week is news that the hit TV Show - The View will have some cast changes next season. The entire cast will be replaced by Chickens. "We figured since most of the show is just a bunch...

Scientists Finally Discover What 'Trans Fat' Is
06/28/2014
Scientists Finally Discover What 'Trans Fat' Is

Scientists Finally Discover What 'Trans Fat' Is

Even though no food has ever contained trans fat, scientist have finally unlocked the secrets of what trans fat is. It took us years of research and several rounds of federal grants, but we have fi...

Politicians Draw Up Plan To Ban Fire After Recent Rash Of Arsons
05/25/2014
Politicians Draw Up Plan To Ban Fire After Recent Rash Of Arsons

Politicians Draw Up Plan To Ban Fire After Recent Rash Of Arsons

New London, WI & University of California, Santa Barbara After arson incidents at a local bar, high school playground and the University of California, Santa Barbara politicians are planning to...

White Walkers Attack Winterfell
04/17/2014
White Walkers Attack Winterfell

White Walkers Attack Winterfell

Winterfell, Seven Kingdoms Terrible news, delivered by a murderous raven (Raymond Lewis), befell on the realm today as residents learned of the terrible attack at Winterfell. Prophets had foretold ...

Racist Mutant Ninja Turtles Shout "Turtle Power" At Minorities
04/01/2014
Racist Mutant Ninja Turtles Shout "Turtle Power" At Minorities

Racist Mutant Ninja Turtles Shout "Turtle Power" At Minorities

Potato Point police today arrested four local green-skinhead gang members after they were caught beating up a Roman Catholic teenager in the North Potato Point area. Going by the names Leonardo, Ra...

New London Residents Celebrate St. Patricks Day With Irish Stereotypes
03/21/2014
New London Residents Celebrate St. Patricks Day With Irish Stereotypes

New London Residents Celebrate St. Patricks Day With Irish Stereotypes

New London, WI Residents in New London, WI (Now known as New Dublin, because drinking.) decided to honor their fake-irish heritage on St. Patricks day with Irish Stereotypes. Wearing all green, a t...

40 Foot Panther Attacks Downtown De Pere
03/11/2014
40 Foot Panther Attacks Downtown De Pere

40 Foot Panther Attacks Downtown De Pere

According to an image pulled from Google Street View, a 40 foot panther has attacked downtown De Pere, Wisconsin. De Pere (pronounced 'Deep-Here' by William Zoelle) is a suburb of Green Bay, Wiscon...

Employee Does Phone Interview In Workplace Parking Lot
03/06/2014
Employee Does Phone Interview In Workplace Parking Lot

Employee Does Phone Interview In Workplace Parking Lot

Armed with a silencer, night vision goggles and a grappling hook, local resident Barry Omaha worked his way out of the four story office using the HVAC system to arrive on the building roof. From t...

Highly Accurate, Futuristic Poll Reveals 'What State You Belong To'
02/15/2014
Highly Accurate, Futuristic Poll Reveals 'What State You Belong To'

Highly Accurate, Futuristic Poll Reveals 'What State You Belong To'

US officials are excited to learn that a highly advanced, futuristic poll is making its rounds online. The poll will reveal to users "what state they belong to." Scientists are perplexed at how thi...

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