Emperor of Astoria

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Today's earmarked by the triggered masses as "No Kings Day" where I live, BUT the Emperor continues to oversee the domai...
06/14/2025

Today's earmarked by the triggered masses as "No Kings Day" where I live, BUT the Emperor continues to oversee the domain with Zero worries. 😀

Celebrating my 14th year on Facebook. Thank you for your continuing support. I would still be who I am without the magic...
05/21/2025

Celebrating my 14th year on Facebook. Thank you for your continuing support. I would still be who I am without the magic of the Internet, but I have a much wider audience because of technology 👐

On this 20th day of May in the year 2025, I proclaim it to be Spring E-Skip Appreciation Day. The Magic Band on that wei...
05/20/2025

On this 20th day of May in the year 2025, I proclaim it to be Spring E-Skip Appreciation Day. The Magic Band on that weird display because I like weird things

03/12/2025

The Emperor sez: Today was awesome at Noon, but by 14:00 I noticed the wind changed to almost due West and got noticeably cooler. Once it gets dark it's going to get a lot colder tonight 🤔

Here in the Divided States of America I'm starting to feel sane amongst all the insanity of the last TWENTY, yeah I type...
02/23/2025

Here in the Divided States of America I'm starting to feel sane amongst all the insanity of the last TWENTY, yeah I typed 20 years of strife, stress, and strain. If you follow me, maybe crack open your King James and remind me how backwards our Country is again 🇺🇸

01/10/2025

One of my favorite Suckafish just down 101 in Manzanita Oregon riding in on the Dark Magic Realm 🎩

An ongoing obsession I encourage others to partake in where I talk to voices that come from the air🤪
12/21/2024

An ongoing obsession I encourage others to partake in where I talk to voices that come from the air🤪

Such a busy page I keep 🤔
10/02/2024

Such a busy page I keep 🤔

Cool stuff I tote around 😎
07/04/2024

Cool stuff I tote around 😎

Da Emperor sez; "My Nose hair groweth faster than my Facial Hair!"
06/16/2024

Da Emperor sez; "My Nose hair groweth faster than my Facial Hair!"

06/08/2024

Helmet John just told me I am the only true Emperor of Astoria, which is contrary to what that Clown Matt Love tried to enact a decade ago.🤔

Noticed my outdoor monitor lost touch sometime yesterday and only had it secured with a couple Bungee Cords, so maybe sh...
06/04/2024

Noticed my outdoor monitor lost touch sometime yesterday and only had it secured with a couple Bungee Cords, so maybe she took a dive off top of 8th floor stairs? The wind tends to swirl around the area that's fenced off with AT&T warning signs, so I bet it's down there. 😥

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