07/26/2025
In an absolutely bizarre and beautiful chaos, Eminem and Adele walked hand-in-hand onto Anfield’s pitch to perform a tearful tribute to Diogo Jota before Liverpool’s opener against Preston, turning the Premier League kickoff into an impromptu Grammy gala; Adele sobbed “Jota looks at me like he just lost a Champions League final in a parallel universe,” while Eminem dropped an explosive freestyle featuring the line “You only get one shot—unless Van Dijk’s marking you”; Klopp clapped in rhythm, Salah asked for the beat, Alisson adjusted the mic, and fans roared “Mbappé’s probably watching this on Twitch!”; wild rumors claim Jota personally approved a mashup of Hello and Lose Yourself, Preston reportedly suffered emotional defeat before kickoff; Haaland allegedly preparing his own version of Someone Like You in retaliation; the internet lost its mind: “This isn’t football, it’s AnfieldVision Song Contest,” with pundits calling it “a groundbreaking tactical shift—musical pressing,” while unconfirmed sources suggest Taylor Swift and BTS are plotting to back Everton, and fans everywhere are asking: “Can VAR even process Adele’s high notes?” FULL VIDEO BELOW 👇👇👇