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02/25/2026

Our introduction to the Gulf was not gentle. After an evening of "Jumbo Jenga" and beverages...

Our introduction to the Gulf was not gentle.

02/20/2026

100th episode of the How Not To Sail Minute...and couldn't be on a more auspicious day. Hit the link for more clues (and ultimately the answer). Can you guess it first? 🤔

100th Episode *and* a famous sailor... Can you guess who it is?

06/27/2025

Happy Born Day, Tim! The world has a little less joy and humor without you bopping around in it. https://youtu.be/Bz78jNlNdKY

10/12/2024

https://www.hownottosail.com/2024/10/12/jacie-sails-is-lost/

Yeah...that's the news. I'm beginning to jot down what happened, and gather what audio and video I have for the podcast. But here goes...

07/10/2024

See you Sunday? Take 30 seconds to RSVP and I'll see you then!

04/25/2024

In Episode 58 of How Not To Sail, we finally get the boat out of the marina, have a bizarre interaction at a drawbridge, worry about a loose alternator belt, wonder if there's any oil in the engine...and maybe go aground in the Intracoastal Waterway (ICW). But other than that... 🤣

In this episode, we finally get the boat out of the marina, have a bizarre interaction at a drawbridge, worry about a loose alternator belt, wonder if there's any oil in the engine...and maybe go aground in the Intracoastal Waterway (ICW).

03/28/2024

Please enjoy my misadventures this week. 🤣

Wherein I finally make it to the boat…and find a couple of “wrinkles.” How Not To Sail Ep. 56: A Sh***y Situation Mar 22 2024 Okay, the marina day room is about to close, so I’m gonna have to add show notes later. Meanwhile, please enjoy my misadventures.

02/03/2024

This week: AMA and an audiobook giveaway!

Did I mention there's a giveaway...?

01/20/2024

Missed the premiere? Not to worry, you can still check out the First Annual How Not To Sail DINGHY Awards™ at:

Join me as we reveal YOUR winners! Show Notes Why these DINGHY Awards™? Glad you asked. As I mentioned in Ep. 51, I was racking my brain to figure out which bucket of haphazardly-organized audio source material I should turn into the fifty-first episode…when suddenly it hit me: Hey, I’ve done ...

01/12/2024

Check it out...! This week's silliness...

06/11/2023

Video premiere (and chat) in about...60 minutes! (1:05pm ET)

The link is to the page at HowNotToSail.com/48, but if you want to get in on the chat, click "watch on YouTube" (and sign in to your account.)

But if yer not into all that, you can just watch the premiere with us LIVE at 1:05pm.

What could possibly go wrong?

The Admiral and I visit the Bahamas island of freedom, drive on the wrong side of the road...and *maybe* escape a man with a machete.