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31/05/2025
11/03/2025

I hate when people do s**t outta sprite. 😡

20/09/2024

When my friends ask me to babysit, I ask if the kid is a "mean drunk" or a "happy drunk." Gets me out of it every time.

10/09/2024

She blocked me on everything so l applied to her job...

see you in the morning 😘

06/08/2024

Yall be having In-Laws with no NGGA Girl leave that boy family alone 😒

04/08/2024

I got you until you got me fu**ed up.

02/08/2024

I’m sick of yall with these bank robber wigs! Either set it off or take it off. 🤨

28/07/2024

I’m actually a really nice guy once you get to blow me.

22/07/2024

Sometimes I forget that not everybody on Facebook is high when I’m high.

21/07/2024

I'm never drinking again unless there's something going on tonight.

18/07/2024

Lingerie not even sexy anymore cause y’all be outside wearing it with Air Forces. 🙄

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