The Quote Goat

05/31/2025

03/11/2025

I hate when people do s**t outta sprite. 😡

09/20/2024

When my friends ask me to babysit, I ask if the kid is a "mean drunk" or a "happy drunk." Gets me out of it every time.

09/10/2024

She blocked me on everything so l applied to her job...

see you in the morning 😘

08/06/2024

Yall be having In-Laws with no NGGA Girl leave that boy family alone 😒

08/04/2024

I got you until you got me fu**ed up.

08/02/2024

I’m sick of yall with these bank robber wigs! Either set it off or take it off. 🤨

07/28/2024

I’m actually a really nice guy once you get to blow me.

07/22/2024

Sometimes I forget that not everybody on Facebook is high when I’m high.

07/21/2024

I'm never drinking again unless there's something going on tonight.

07/18/2024

Lingerie not even sexy anymore cause y’all be outside wearing it with Air Forces. 🙄