04/16/2026
To the neighbor who picked up my dog’s p**p… just to bring it over and leave it on my doorstep—what exactly was the goal here? 🤦🏽♂️
I woke up this morning and there it was, sitting on my welcome mat like some kind of message. Checked my porch camera, and sure enough—you walked over, dropped it off, and left.
I get it. Nobody likes finding dog p**p in their yard. But how does trespassing onto someone else’s property and dumping it on their doorstep make that better?
That’s not solving anything—that’s just turning a small issue into something way more hostile than it needed to be.
Dogs go outside. That’s normal. I clean up after mine whenever I can, but it’s not realistic to catch every single moment instantly.
If it bothered you that much, you could’ve just talked to me. Like an adult.
Instead, you chose this.
Don’t come onto my property again. Because next time, I won’t just be annoyed—I’ll be taking it further.