12/05/2025
Your Mom(s) is the first “single” from the forthcoming 25-genre, 25-album reimagining of Savanteous Q. Malmsteen's 2001 lo-fi masterpiece, 'Songs from the Mint Mansion.'
To kick things off, here are 25+ stylistic reinventions of Malmsteen’s early “classic” Your Mom: country, hip hop, ragtime, lullaby, Tuvan throat singing, anime intro, disco Italia, divorced-dad rock, 8-bit, synthwave, marching band, Alpine yodeling, and several other versions that probably should have never been considered much less realized, and certainly not uploaded to the digital service you now find yourself on.
Each track reinterprets the same deeply stupid, profane, and offensive-yet-tender four-chord ballad about your terrible, awful, promiscuous mother, filtered through 25 magnificent genres of music.
1 song. 25 versions. No refunds.
27 track album
