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Double The Dad Jokes 📷 Catch us on Instsgram !
🌈 Married. With child.

And a camera roll full of petty.
🎬 Follow for reels for couples, parents & people with opinions.
💌 Let’s create something fun!

 making me look like a fresh dad, not a tired dad for these new headshots.
24/07/2025

making me look like a fresh dad, not a tired dad for these new headshots.

🎉 HAPPY 70th, ! 🏰Throwing it back to the days when our feet didn’t hurt after hour two, FastPasses were still a thing, a...
17/07/2025

🎉 HAPPY 70th, ! 🏰

Throwing it back to the days when our feet didn’t hurt after hour two, FastPasses were still a thing, and a Mickey pretzel didn’t require a second mortgage.

Here’s to 70 years of magic and memories that never age—even if we do. 💫✨

  to when our biggest challenge was finishing this Arizona hike before the sun melted us, not negotiating bedtime with a...
10/07/2025

to when our biggest challenge was finishing this Arizona hike before the sun melted us, not negotiating bedtime with a toddler terrorist. 😅🌵

Back when it was just two guys, one trail, and zero snack pouches. (Also…who let us out in the wild without SPF 100 and a stroller fan?)

Today we celebrate independence but true freedom means freedom for everyone. Until every voice is heard, every family is...
04/07/2025

Today we celebrate independence but true freedom means freedom for everyone. Until every voice is heard, every family is safe, and every right is protected, the work isn’t done.

Let’s celebrate, but let’s also keep pushing forward.

Today we celebrate independence but true freedom means freedom for everyone. Until every voice is heard, every family is...
04/07/2025

Today we celebrate independence but true freedom means freedom for everyone. Until every voice is heard, every family is safe, and every right is protected, the work isn’t done.

Let’s celebrate, but let’s also keep pushing forward.

STORY TIME! The library is open! 👓📖  New here? Welcome. Been here? You already know the chaos. 🤷🏼‍♂️🤷🏾‍♂️We’re so excite...
03/07/2025

STORY TIME! The library is open! 👓📖

New here? Welcome. Been here? You already know the chaos. 🤷🏼‍♂️🤷🏾‍♂️

We’re so excited to reintroduce ourselves to all our new followers! And a big thank you to everyone who’s followed along on our journey, whether you’re brand new or have been here since day one.

If you’re into gay dads throwing shade, parenting chaos, Disney magic, and the occasional dad joke, you’re in the right place. 🌈🥰🥰❤️

July 1st is coming and we’ll still be here. Still loud. Still proud. 🌈 Pride month doesn’t end when the calendar flips—i...
29/06/2025

July 1st is coming and we’ll still be here. Still loud. Still proud. 🌈
Pride month doesn’t end when the calendar flips—it’s who we are every single day. These rainbow stripes aren’t just for June, they’re for anyone who needs to see that love wins, that authenticity matters, and that we’ve got your back 365 days a year.
isn’t stopping the fight just because the parades are over. Real change happens when the spotlight moves on but the work continues.
Wear your pride. Live your truth. Make some noise.
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Traded in bar tabs for barbells 🏋️‍♀️🌈We celebrated strength, progress, and pride with our chosen fam. The annual Stonew...
28/06/2025

Traded in bar tabs for barbells 🏋️‍♀️🌈

We celebrated strength, progress, and pride with our chosen fam. The annual Stonewall WOD hits different when you’re surrounded by a community that truly lifts each other up. 💪

TBT to the day we said “I do” because on this day in 2015, we finally could. 💍🌈Today marks the anniversary of marriage e...
26/06/2025

TBT to the day we said “I do” because on this day in 2015, we finally could. 💍🌈

Today marks the anniversary of marriage equality in the U.S., and we’re throwing it back to the best day ever (complete with tears, cake, and coordinated outfits).

Love won. We danced. And we’ve been annoying people with our happiness ever since. 💕

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Happy 626 Day from our perfectly weird little ‘ohana 💙🌈As two gay dads raising our own tiny experiment, Stitch reminds u...
26/06/2025

Happy 626 Day from our perfectly weird little ‘ohana 💙🌈

As two gay dads raising our own tiny experiment, Stitch reminds us daily: family means nobody gets left behind… or forgotten.

Swipe for chaos, cuddles, and just a little bit of outer space-level love.

✨ It’s that magical day — runDisney Princess Half registration day! 👑 While we’re sitting this one out, we’re taking a r...
25/06/2025

✨ It’s that magical day — runDisney Princess Half registration day! 👑 While we’re sitting this one out, we’re taking a royal stroll down memory lane and reliving some of our favorite Princess Weekend moments and costumes from years past. 💫

From tiaras to tutus, the magic was always in the miles and the memories. 💖

Good luck to everyone who got in — we’ll be cheering you on from the sidelines (probably in costume anyway)! 🏰🏃‍♀️✨

Weekend forecast: 100% chance of dad jokes and sunscreen. Hope yours is just as fabulous! ☀️💅👨‍👨‍👧 What’s fueling your w...
21/06/2025

Weekend forecast: 100% chance of dad jokes and sunscreen. Hope yours is just as fabulous! ☀️💅👨‍👨‍👧 What’s fueling your weekend: iced coffee or pure delusion?

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