07/26/2026
🚨Where are my PERIMENOPAUSE sisters at????
In honor of our -Grown Girls Talk, Ive decided to add a little comedy to our already comedic relif of a life nowadays and decided I'd call it "The Neighborhood "🤣🤣🤣🤣
Ill post the adventures daily around noon.
SO LADIES, WELCOME TO THE NEIGHBORHOOD... WHERE PERIMENOPAUSE HAS MOVED IN. 🚨
Listen...
Nobody told me perimenopause wasn't just a "phase."
It's a WHOLE apartment complex...and every symptom has its own key.
Allow me to introduce the residents:
🏠 Patty Perimenopause – The messy landlord. She created this chaos and refuses to answer maintenance requests.
⚖️ Wanda Weight Gain – Eats one grape and gains three pounds.
🧠 Brenda Brain Fog – Walks into every room asking, "Now why are we here?"
😰 Anita Anxiety – Thinks every unknown phone number is bad news.
😴 Izzy Insomnia – Believes 2:47 a.m. is the perfect time to discuss every embarrassing thing you've done since middle school.
🪫 Faith Fatigue – Needs a nap after taking a nap.
🥵 Flashy Felicia – Turns every room into July in Alabama...then leaves five minutes later like nothing happened.
🥶 Chilly Chili – Shows up immediately after Felicia with a blanket and goosebumps.
🐜 Fiona Formication – Has you scratching because she swears invisible ants are having a family reunion on your arm.
😡 Rachel Rage – One eye roll away from catching a felony.
😭 Emma Emo – Cries during dog food commercials.
💪🏽 Sherry Shoulder – Makes putting on a bra feel like an Olympic event.
🤕 Joy Joint Pain – Snap. Crackle. Pop. Every. Single. Time.
❤️ Pal Palpitations – Randomly reminds you that your heart has freestyle skills.
🍕 Crystal Cravings – Says, "You deserve those fries, Sis."
😵 Dizzy Lizzy – Spins the room just because she can.
😩 Bella Bloat – Makes your jeans file a restraining order.
🚽 Betty Bladder – Has you planning errands around bathrooms instead of stores.
💇🏽♀️ Sheila Shed – Leaves more hair in the shower than on your head.
🌵 Darla Dryness – Steals moisture from places you didn't know could be dry.
Y'all...
I didn't invite ANY of these women over.
Yet somehow they're all living rent-free in my body.
😂😂😂
Starting tomorrow, I'm introducing ONE of these ladies every day.
You'll meet them...
You'll laugh...
You'll probably say, "Girl...why is she talking about MY life?"
And while we're laughing, we're going to learn what's actually happening to our bodies—because too many Black women have been told to "just deal with it."
So tell me...
👇🏽 Which one has already unpacked her suitcase at YOUR house?
