09/23/2026
POV: Mom says, “Fez, get off the couch.”
Ma’am.
First of all… I am only partially on the couch.
Second, I am blind and deaf, so I cannot confirm these allegations.
Third, if you didn’t want me sitting like this, why did you buy furniture that fits my b***y so perfectly? 😂
I rest my case.
No further questions at this time. ⚖️🐾
—Fez