Fezzik the Fearless Dane - Fez

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Fearless doesn’t need sight or sound 🐶🤍🩵

Meet Fezzik — a blind and deaf Great Dane living bravely one step at a time.I prove every day resilience comes from the heart.Follow along for gentle giant moments, disability awareness, and unconditional love.

POV: Mom says, “Fez, get off the couch.”Ma’am.First of all… I am only partially on the couch.Second, I am blind and deaf...
09/23/2026

POV: Mom says, “Fez, get off the couch.”

Ma’am.

First of all… I am only partially on the couch.
Second, I am blind and deaf, so I cannot confirm these allegations.
Third, if you didn’t want me sitting like this, why did you buy furniture that fits my b***y so perfectly? 😂

I rest my case.

No further questions at this time. ⚖️🐾

—Fez

09/22/2026

Hiya, friends! 🐦

Our cold air machine is FINALLY getting replaced! 🎉 But apparently replacing one of those things comes with a ton of new smells.

And smells can be hard for my Fezzy. His nose already works overtime, so when you fill his house with a bunch of unfamiliar ones… that’s a LOT for a guy to process.

So when Mom and Dad finished work yesterday, we went on a Snifari. 🐾🌳

Fresh air. Familiar smells. Lots of sniffing. Just me and my brother resetting after a weird day. ❤️

Sometimes you just gotta cleanse the palate, ain’t that right, Fezzy?! 😂

🎂⚔️ INCONCEIVABLE… FEZZY IS TURNING TWO! ⚔️🎂Friends, I have a birthday coming up.The funny thing is… before coming home,...
09/21/2026

🎂⚔️ INCONCEIVABLE… FEZZY IS TURNING TWO! ⚔️🎂

Friends, I have a birthday coming up.

The funny thing is… before coming home, I probably wouldn’t have even known what a birthday party was.

Who knows what happened when I turned one. I mean, I don’t even know if I got a meal that day… let alone a cake, presents, friends and a whole party just for me.

Then Princess Clarabelle had a birthday party. And Rocco had one too.

Wait a minute…

YOU GUYS GET CAKE FOR THIS?! 👀🎂😂

Well, things are a little different these days.

I have a family. I have friends. I have a Baby Bird. I have toys. I definitely don’t miss many meals. 😂

I am THICK. I am THRIVING. AND I AM TWO! 🎉

So Mom and dad say we’re doing this birthday thing BIG!

⚔️ Fezzik the Fearless Turns TWO! ⚔️
📅 October 3
⏰ 3–4 PM
📱 LIVE right here on Facebook

Come celebrate the birthday I never knew I deserved to have. ❤️

There will be cake. There will be presents. There will be Birdie and my friends. Which means there will probably be chaos.

And this time, when somebody asks the birthday boy if he wants another piece of cake…

As you wish. 😉🎂⚔️

Love,
Fezzy ❤️🐾

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09/21/2026

❤️🐾 Friends, meet my new buddy Landon.

We met at the Fall Festival, and I can confirm: he’s a seriously good dude. Life hasn’t always been kind to either of us, but I got my second chance… and now I want Landon to get his. 🥹

He’s sweet, he’s ready, and he’s just waiting for someone to love him like my parents love me.

🐾 Meet Landon: link in the comments

Can’t adopt? Share him. His person might be on your friends list. ❤️

Love,
Fez 🐾

09/21/2026

🍂🐾 FezzyBird took on the Fall Festival!

We had swag, agility, pup cups, BFF time, got recognized by a fan 😳, and Fez even made a pretty special new friend. ❤️

Oh… and apparently Birdie still hasn’t learned what “sharing the truck” means. 😂

🎥 Come hear us tell you all about our day!

Birdie and I can’t wait to share our adventures from today…. But first we must sleep!
09/20/2026

Birdie and I can’t wait to share our adventures from today…. But first we must sleep!

🐦 Hiya, friends!I heard it’s National Pet Bird Day and I’m not sure who makes these holidays… but obviously this one is ...
09/20/2026

🐦 Hiya, friends!

I heard it’s National Pet Bird Day and I’m not sure who makes these holidays… but obviously this one is about ME. 💁‍♀️😂

My name is Birdie.
I’m a pet.
Therefore… PET BIRD.

The math is mathing. 🤷‍♀️

So today I’ll be celebrating appropriately: naps, snacks, belly rubs, and absolutely no actual flying. These wings are purely decorative. 😂🪽

Happy National Pet Birdie Day to ME! 🐦🩵

09/19/2026

🐾 Well friends… apparently I need a job. 🙄

Birdie informed me that Mom says we need to start earning our keep around here. Birdie claims she already has a job, so naturally that leaves me unemployed.

I’ve been thinking about it, and I believe Quality Control is really where I’d shine.

Treat taste-testing? Experienced.
Toy durability? Highly qualified.
Bed comfort? Expert level.
Snack compensation? Negotiable. 😂

So, Chewy, BarkBox, PetSmart, Petco… you guys hiring? 👀

Friends, I need your help! Tag a the company that needs a handsome Quality Control Specialist on their team or tell me in the comments where I should apply!

Let’s see if we can get my résumé in front of the right people. 😂🐾

Love,
Fez
Future Director of Quality Control

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1796 NW 770th Road
Bates City, MO
64011

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