Binghamton Review

05/03/2023

Editor-in-Chief Madeline Perez reflects on her time at Binghamton Review...

By Madeline Perez When I was a freshman, waltzing around UFest, I found myself interested in lots of booths. Among these were the Fine Arts Society (a drawing club that I can only assume died when COVID struck and now no one can remember and I am the last remaining link to their history), the tennis...

05/03/2023

Managing Editor Dillon O'Toole bids farewell to the Binghamton Review...

By Dillon O’Toole It hasn’t fully hit me yet but my time here at Binghamton is almost at an end. The realization that I am only a few weeks away from graduation has been a slow burn and I can only imagine how I will feel come the week of graduation. But looking back, it really hasn’t felt like...

05/03/2023

S.G. Panini discusses how to slack off without getting fired...

By S.G. Panini Sometimes you have a lot on your plate: worrying about classes, your stagnant relationship life, what to eat for lunch. Other times it’s just pure laziness. On rare occasions you’re amped and willing, but just can’t for some reason; some days are slower than others. The bottom l...

05/03/2023

Arthur O'Sullivan's sequel to "Magic Words" discusses shibboleths and their use in modern American politics...

By Arthur O’Sullivan Oh, great! I write a massive text-wall about stupid terms in politics and then I use a word like “Shibboleth.” For clarification, this word was used in the Old Testament as a test of identification: if you pronounced it right, you were spared; if wrong, you were killed as ...

05/03/2023

Emily Portalatin discusses her love for musicals and how they make learning fun and exciting...

By Emily Portalatin Sorry, everyone. I don’t have time to write this article, I have rehearsal… is what I would say if I were a theatre kid! Got ya!!!!!!!! Okay, I am a musical fan, but we’ve all heard harsh rumors about the stereotypical “theatre kid”: a fan who publicly breaks into song,...

05/03/2023

El Lento dissects the recent UFO situations within American airspace...

By El Lento This article will diverge from what one likely expects from Binghamton Review. Despite the facetious title, what follows is not satirical and is instead a serious attempt at analysis of the incidents in February wherein multiple unidentified objects (I will attempt to avoid the nomenclat...

05/03/2023

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05/03/2023

Daniel Guido explores the impact of Artificial Intelligence on the music industry...

By Daniel Guido AI continues to amaze the internet and the world with its capacity for extraordinary feats. It has now proven itself capable of creating music on par with that of accomplished singers and songwriters. The impacts this will have on the music industry will prove to be of great importan...

05/03/2023

Madeline Perez explores the extremely cruel implications of Toy Story 4...

By Madeline Perez I have never hidden my disdain for the fourth Toy Story movie. Across previous articles and social interactions—even the passing thought of TS4 sends me into a rabid hysteria, wide-eyed and foaming, in which I tear apart the nearest small child or bunny rabbit. It’s comforting ...

05/03/2023

The last issue of the semester is out, baby! Check it out in the link below...

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04/19/2023

Madeline Perez ranks the best and the worst fictional bears...

By Madeline Perez We live in an age of infinite possibilities. Often, those possibilities involve the creation of a fictional world, and in this world, a bear. It can prove impossible to create rankings of a genre so wide and encompassing (the fictional bear genre), but in my resolve to lasso the mo...

04/19/2023

Logan Blakeslee reflects on mistakes made in his electoral campaigns, both by him and the Student Association...

By Logan Blakeslee Running for a position on the S.A. E-Board can sometimes feel like Don Quixote charging at a windmill. Without the necessary social capital, it’s a task that is very easy to miscomprehend, and failure is nothing short of spectacular. I begin this article with the concession that...