Friday Jokes of the Day
1. Why did the Clydesdale give the pony a glass of water?
--- Because he was a little horse.
2.Why shouldn’t you write with a broken pencil?
----Because it’s pointless.
3.If athletes get athlete’s foot, what do elves get?
4.What’s brown and sticky?
5. Why are there gates around cemeteries?
---Because people are dying to get in.