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01/19/2026

01/14/2026

01/14/2026

BREAKING: EXCLUSIVE UPDATE FROM TRUST ME BRO BOISE 🚨
​Y’all, we FINALLY got the scoop on the sinkhole situation. 🚧
​After an extensive investigation (me looking out my truck window for 5 minutes) and confirming with my brother’s cousin’s friend’s cousin of his brother’s mother’s sister’s baby’s dad... we have answers.
​It appears the "Unofficial Department of garden Chity Road Maintenance" has officially taken over the project since the regular crews are busy. Their first order of business? Installing a structural Dumpster Fire. 🔥
​According to sources, this isn't an accident. It’s a "Thermal Pothole Mitigation Strategy." Basically, if the road is on fire, the ice can't stick. Makes total sense. Plus, they said they wanted the road conditions to match the general vibe of 2025 so far. 📉
​It’s warm, it’s bright, and it fills the hole. Problem solved. 🤷‍♂️
​Status: Fixed (Technically).
Budget: $1,000,000
Vibes: Toasty.
​Share this so the commuters know what’s up. Stay safe out there, Boise. 🏔️❄️
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01/13/2026

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