03/24/2026
A lady walked into my pet shop demanding a parrot. I told her we have two kinds of parrots, one that repeats everything you say and the other that thinks for itself. The lady thought for a while and replied, "I think I'll like the one that thinks for itself." I brought out her choice and told her to ask the parrot some questions; the lady asked, "Parrot, how do I look?" The parrot replied, "You look like a pr0st!túte." The lady got annoyed and said she wouldn't buy it because the parrot is rüdé. I pleaded with her to give me a moment. I walked towards the backyard with the parrot, dipped it into a bucket full of water, and wàrnèd the parrot, "If you're rúde to the lady one more time, I will dr0wn you in this bucket." Then I went back inside with the parrot and told the lady, "Now ask the parrot anything you wish, and I assure you that it will be polite." The lady asked, "If I come home at night with a man, what will you call the man?" The parrot replied, "Your husband." The lady was happy with the response and then asked again, "What if I come home with two men?" The parrot replied, "Your husband and your in-law." She said, "Good! Good!" "What if I come home with three men?" The parrot replied, "Your husband, your in-law, and your brother." The lady said, "Good!!!" "What if I come home with four men?" The parrot looked back at me and said, "Please just go and drown me again; I said earlier that this woman is a pr0stitutè! 😒🦜😂
