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A truly New England experience 🇺🇸Happy 4th, America. ———-
07/04/2026

A truly New England experience 🇺🇸

Happy 4th, America.

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The more you know!———-
07/03/2026

The more you know!

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“You’re gonna love Boston, it’s got great food, like clam chowder and jello. I recommend checking out Linden Ponds in Hi...
07/02/2026

“You’re gonna love Boston, it’s got great food, like clam chowder and jello. I recommend checking out Linden Ponds in Hingham. You’ll be right in the middle age wise .”

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The island of Nantucket recently announced the nation’s strictest visitation rules, entirely based on a metric they beli...
06/28/2026

The island of Nantucket recently announced the nation’s strictest visitation rules, entirely based on a metric they believe aligns with the island’s values: exceptional credit scores.

Vacationers’ credit reports will be soft pulled upon boarding the Nantucket Ferry, and those not meeting the threshold will be asked loudly to de-board immediately, or be thrown into Buzzards Bay.

“Let’s face it, one of our missions is to keep the island pristine, and having excellent credit scores is the best way we can accomplish this feat,” said board member Wendy Barrington, who was later forced to walk the plank at the ferry landing when her score dipped to 827 after purchasing a lobster roll on credit.

Vacationers with anything under 840 are advised by Nantucket to consider more “monetarily appropriate” vacations, such as the Cape, Martha’s Vineyard, or Water Country.

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✍️ Brisa Sylvestre
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Sources say they’ve tried for decades to map the terrain west of Greenfield, but no field team members ever return from ...
06/24/2026

Sources say they’ve tried for decades to map the terrain west of Greenfield, but no field team members ever return from the expedition.

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Kyle Duggan
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“We are already months behind schedule for nearly every construction project in the state. Please, we beg you, stop taki...
06/17/2026

“We are already months behind schedule for nearly every construction project in the state. Please, we beg you, stop taking all our traffic cones and putting them on statues and your heads.”

The Tartan Army has shown up big time in Boston for the World Cup, and nightlife has thanked them for it. Now, it’s been...
06/15/2026

The Tartan Army has shown up big time in Boston for the World Cup, and nightlife has thanked them for it. Now, it’s been made official: a group of drunk kilted Scotsmen will collectively serve as Boston’s Director of Nightlife, according the Office of the Mayor.

“We’ve seen what they have done for our bars and nightlife atmosphere in just a few short days of being here,” said a spokesperson for Mayor Wu. “Besides every bar running out of beer and a few unfortunate Marilyn Monroe street vent incidents, it’s been all positive.”

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Congrats…so…happy…for…you
06/14/2026

Congrats…so…happy…for…you

That we know of. ————
06/13/2026

That we know of.

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