The Beacon

02/27/2012

The February Issue is here! Hooray!

http://umbbeacon.wordpress.com/2012/02/27/february-issue/

The February issue is out now! Grab it on the web here (before the February-centric jokes go stale), or find it around campus on Thursday.

02/01/2012

The Winter Issue is here! Hail Zorp!
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The winter issue of The Beacon is here! It'll be around campus soon! Hooray!

11/23/2011

Nudie Magazine Day! Nudie Magazine Day! (The November issue is out, grab it today at http://umbbeacon.wordpress.com/2011/11/23/november-issue/)

The November issue of The Beacon is on newsstands now! Find it around campus (check out the left hand side of Mass Media bins; scour the lounges of Wheatley and McCormack), or get the pdf here!

11/17/2011

Our November issue comes out tomorrow! Should you want to get involved, stop by our meeting tomorrow at Noon in the SA conference room.

11/03/2011

If Internet Cat Videos 201 was a real course, how would I procrastinate in it?

11/03/2011

Why does Siri talk like she's a 1995 PowerMac? I blame zombie Steve Jobs...

10/31/2011

The cafeteria shows music videos on the TVs instead of something educational. Is this a University or a 13 year old girls turn with the remote?

10/21/2011

"I shot a man in Reno/Just to watch him die" is the coldest lyric of all time... discuss (JC FTW)

10/20/2011

Thanks to spotify, we now know that some of our facebook friends we think are idiots actually have awesome taste in music... and vice versa.

10/19/2011

The Mass Media revealed where they thought you should poo on campus. Marisa knows better (and believe me, she's done the research).

By Marisa Biondi I was sixteen and my church group made a pit stop at a McDonald’s in the mountains of North Carolina. And I had to p**p. Badly. I felt queasy, but was even more nervous about ...

10/18/2011

Do people not realize that if we Occupy Dunkin Donuts instead of Wall Street, we're all way more likely to get free breakfast sandwiches?

10/13/2011

We're a thing now! Pick up a copy, they're stashed around campus (there's a bunch in the campus center, and in the lounges in McCormack and Wheatley), or go to our website and download one of the archived .pdfs of the print edition!