01/04/2026
Mornin' WABBLES! It appears the atmosphere has thrown back a triple espresso at Mill House this morning, launching plans to send us into a full-fledged spring pattern this coming week. Let's dive in, shall we?
First off: Today will be innocent enough. Sunny skies early, with more clouds this afternoon. It'll stay cool, with highs in the 40s. Typical weather to match the calendar, which in Kentucky, may or may not have you paranoid.
We'll start the work week off on easy mode. Sunny skies present and accounted for, mercury rising to near 60°, birds chirping, and everyone briefly forgetting what month it is. This that kinda weather that'll have ya crack a window, wear shorts, and immediately regret it after sunset.
A dry cold front slides through like a porch pirate Tuesday into Tuesday night. Expect more clouds and a few hit n' miss sprinkles (emphasis on miss). Basically, the sky will be threatenin' rain but never fully commit. Classic.
Partly sunny, calm, and pleasantly boring conditions follow for Hump Day. Highs achieve the low to mid 60s. No drama. No chaos. Just vibes and disc golfing for this guy. If this were a TV series, it’d be the filler episode where nothing goes wrong…which should concern you. Think Stranger Things. P.S. - Could they drag that ish out any longer?? Geeze.
Thursday into Friday the weather says, “Remember me?!”.
Multiple disturbances will ride northeast over the region like they’re late for a Waffle House fight. Showers and storms become more likely with temps soaring to the upper 60s, and yes...some could be strong or even severe. The atmosphere will have you searching vigorously for the seasonal refresh button in your browser.
BOTTOM LINE:
Monday and Wednesday = Pretty Chill
Tuesday = Rain Forgery
Thursday & Friday = The sky throwin' hands after a long night at Hilly's
Snow Chances = LOL
Stay weather-aware, WABBLES…and perhaps don’t make any outdoor plans past Wednesday unless you enjoy a good ole fashioned adrenaline rush.