12/13/2025
Top o’ the morning to ya, WABBLES. If you’re heading out early, beware. Mother Nature has thrown a wild-card, deploying “freezing fog”, also known as Kentucky weather’s most passive-aggressive cousin, across portions of the area.
A few slick spots may pop up on the roadways, especially on those less traveled, county roads. Just enough to make your simple mission to grab the milk you forgot yesterday feel a lot more like a low-budget hockey match. Take it easy…we can confirm there won’t be any Olympic judges accounted for.
As we shift Saturday’s transmission into drive, clouds will become more numerous, and we’ll “warm up” to around 40°. In mid-December Kentucky terms, it’s basically tank-top, shorts n’ sandals weather (if there’s no wind) for the dad grilling outside. Don’t act like y’all don’t know what I’m talking about. Go ahead, tag him. Tell your kids about it someday.
This evening, we’ll introduce scattered snow showers, the kind that look kinda dramatic but accomplish absolutely nothing. Accumulations? Nah. Probably not. Maybe a dusting, if we’re lucky.
**Activate Arctic Doom** A sharp blast of Arctic air arrives while we sleep, and by sunrise Sunday, you’ll think you’ve been transported by a Jedi to Hoth. Subzero wind chills will be on the table. That’s not a suggestion, folks. That’s a direct threat. Exposed skin will suffer instant regret.
Sunday brings sunshine, because that god-forsaken star enjoys mocking us, while temps struggle to escape the teens. It’s gonna be bright, beautiful, and to be honest, brutally disrespectful all at the same time.
Sunday night into Monday morning? Single-digit lows, again. That’s another reminder to “leave the faucet dripping, hug your space heater, save OnTarget’s emergency number into your contacts (270-693-3600), and question why we live here” cold.
Looking down the road, there just might be some hope; midweek may introduce storm chances, because Kentucky weather, as always, absolutely relinquishes any opportunity to commit to any one, single personality. Cold now, storms later. More classic WABBLES weather whiplash codswallop.
Ice magic tricks this morning, fake snow tonight, Arctic misery Sunday, and a midweek weather plot twist on deck. This forecast is going to leave you more confused than that empty Trees n Trends building on Campbell Lane. Stay warm, stay alert, and remember…spring is coming…eventually…probably…we think??
