12/27/2025
Dawn is here, WABBLES! Visibility outside is currently somewhere between "Where'd the dog go?" and "Did I accidentally walk into Narnia?" thanks to a dense fog advisory.
If you can make out your mailbox from the front door...congrats, you're basically a meteorologist now. Don’t worry, the fog is gonna lift out later to reveal…more clouds. Riveting stuff.
Despite the sky giving off vibes of a wet paper towel, it’s gonna stay unseasonably warm, with highs near 70°. Perfect if you enjoy confusion and seasonal identity crises. Sandals or flannel? Yes, please.
This weather is bouta have parking lots busier than a Buc-ee’s bathroom line after you've spent 3 hours in I-65 traffic while consuming 4 red bulls in the process. Seeing so many people with their windows down and radio up might leave you more flabbergasted than seeing a Bowling Green driver using a turn signal intentionally.
Strong southerly winds kick in Sunday...like hold onto your trashcan strong. Gusts of 25 to 35+ mph may be strong enough to relocate your integrity to the thickets surrounding Mammoth Cave. We’ll flirt with record highs in the mid to upper 70s, because nothing says late December quite like wondering if you should mow the yard again. Also...did I hear a trip to frosty freeze is in the fold??
Don’t get too cozy. Remember, you're in Kentucky. A vigorous cold front (think of it as the meteorological equivalent of your in-laws showing up uninvited, again) crashes the party Sunday evening. Expect a line of strong to severe storms with it. Primary concern: Damaging wind. Secondary concern: tornado threat is relatively low, but not zero. Sorta like your chances of sticking to that New Year’s resolution.
Behind the front, northwest winds will be screaming like a WABBLES resident after hearing “no snow". Temps plummet to the 30s by sunrise Monday, with a few “did you see that?” snowflakes trying to convince us winter does actually exist. Wind chills drop into the teens and 20s, which is a sharp pivot from “Hey, let’s grill” to “I told you not to put away the kerosene heater yet!”
We may not climb above freezing Tuesday, and wind chills might briefly hit the single digits. Enough to remind you that 'round these parts, Mother Nature gives warmth and then snatches it away like a toddler barricading their 2025 Christmas pull to protect it from their cousins.
Clear your schedules, y'all. Why? Because you’ll be busy complaining. Stay safe, stay warm (and cool??), and remember:
If you don’t like the weather in WABBLES, wait a few hours while it changes hemispheres again.
