03/17/2025
Title: "Real Boss Lady vs. Di Borrow Borrow Fren"
The Fren Who Love Tek Without Return
Shanice, a real boss lady, step outta har house looking flawless—hair laid, nails fresh, outfit sharp like razor. She a run har online business, always busy, always making moves. But she have one problem—Trudy, har "fren" weh love borrow and never return.
One day, Trudy call:
Trudy: “Shanice, mi sista, mi phone spoil, and mi need fi use yours fi a quick business call.”
Shanice: “Business? From when yuh start do business, Trudy?”
Trudy: “Mi jus a try a likkle ting, yuh know mi ambitious.”
Shanice sigh and hand over har iPhone, knowing fully well she might haffi chase Trudy fi get it back.
Di Big Borrow But No Return
Couple days later, Shanice need har phone back. She call Trudy from a different number.
Shanice: “Hello, is dis di phone recovery department? Mi looking fi mi property.”
Trudy: “Shanice, mi soon drop it off, mi did haffi use it fi an emergency.”
Shanice: “Emergency? Weh yuh deh, di hospital?”
Trudy: “No man, mi did haffi tek some cute pictures fi mi new business page.”
Shanice nearly drop dung from shock.
Scene 3: Di Final Straw – Trudy Tek Di Wig!
Di real explosion happen when Trudy tek it one step too far. Shanice buy one expensive human hair wig, 30 inches, body wave, lace front, full HD. She planning fi wear it pon a big date. But di day before—di wig missing!
She link Trudy again.
Shanice: “Trudy, mi wig gone missing… Yuh see it?”
Trudy: “Ohhh dat? Gyal, mi did haffi borrow it fi a quick TikTok video! Mi know yuh understand.”
Shanice: “Understand? TRUDY! Bring back mi wig before mi affi call di police an tell dem seh mi missing one scalp!”
Shanice decide enough is enough. She make one big post pon Facebook:
🔥 "If yuh have a fren who borrow like dem have personal loan from yuh closet and nuh know di meaning of RETURN, drop a ‘😂😂😂’ inna di comments! Some people a public thief inna private life! 🤣🤣🤣"
The Clapback of the Year
Trudy see di post and call Shanice vex:
Trudy: “So a suh yuh expose mi?”
Shanice: “Mi? No sah, mi neva call nuh name. If di hat fit, wear it… or inna yuh case, if di wig fit, BRING IT BACK!”
Di whole page buss out laughing! Trudy shame so till she bring back everything one time—phone, clothes, wig, and even one slippers she did tief from last year.
Moral of di story? Know di difference between a fren and a professional borrower! 😆💅🏾
