06/23/2026
π¨βΎ CRIME OF THE DAY βΎπ¨
Former Cleveland Indians closer Chris Perez somehow looked at a package of ma*****na arriving in the mail and thought:
βKnow who should be the recipient? The dog.β πΆπ¦πΏ
Authorities intercepted packages containing ma*****na that were addressed to Brody Baum β the family dog. When an undercover officer delivered them, the explanation was reportedly that the packages were for Brody. Yes, the dog. The actual dog. οΏ½
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Police werenβt convinced that a golden retriever had suddenly developed a side hustle, and the investigation led to misdemeanor drug charges. Perez later pleaded no contest and was fined and placed on probation. οΏ½
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The real victim in all of this?
Brody.
Imagine getting blamed for an entire drug operation when your biggest crime is eating a sock and throwing up on the carpet.
π βI was set up.β