01/07/2025
1. When boys start borrowing from each other
They call themselves blood ππ
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2. When girls start borrowing clothes from each other they call themselves twennie
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3. Any girl expecting Valentine's Flower should start planting it Now ππ§
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4. To prevent your SIM from being blocked by NIN borrow airtime as much as you can....Must I teach you everything ππ
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5. If she uploads pictures of more than two yahoo boys, sheβs a hoe.ββ
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6. Me wan join Stingy man association of Nigeria (SMAN ) dem say Iβm not eligible say Na person wey get money Dey stingyππ
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7. Kissing scene in a movie
Me- π³π³
Dad- ππ
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Dad- open eyes lookπ
Me pretendingππ
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My mind-ππthem no even sabi kissππ
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8. Her: please I need ur help
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Me : am using it ππ
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9. God please punish my friends for my sinsπ€¦π
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Na dem spoil meπ©π
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10. BREAKING NEWS
Man walks out alive after being burned to death in a swimming pool π€¨
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11. Fake love : I love u.. I miss u
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Na so she dey do block unblock block and unblock ππ
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Me: So when we get marry.. She will now be doing divorce remarry divorce
Na me she wan give IPad-tensionππ
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12. Sleeping in a vigil in Surulere is risky. As the holyspirit is moving.
So as ur phone dey move π
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13. He is like a father to me
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Na so sugar daddy dey start ππ
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A man arrives at his wife work place, he came from behind and kisses her neck...She laughed and said "MD stop it,you know we at work"πββοΈπββοΈ
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I see u as a normal person when u react b4 sharing my posts π₯Ίπ₯Ί
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Please don't go without giving me a follow π