One Wheel Marketing

07/09/2025

New 5.0-star Review: "I set up a consultation call with them and they were very helpful with ideas on how to focus my marketing. Despite me being a one-woman show, they offered a package that is reasonably priced. Thanks for the insight!"

07/01/2025

Celebrating 25 years of helping you grow – with a new look! 🤩 - https://mailchi.mp/648d51ce79cb/celebrating-10-years-of-helping-you-grow-with-a-new-look

05/02/2025

New 5.0-star Review: "I had the pleasure of working with One Wheel Marketing on a project with a lot of moving pieces and schedules with everyone involved. Mark and his team did a wonderful job and it was a pleasure to work with One Wheel Marketing. I highly recommend them."

04/10/2025

Our networking masters watch party this Friday will feature Pimento Cheese Sandwiches provided by The Mad Hatter Restaurant & Tea House! Come enjoy their signature recipe. And get ready for a brand new Mad Hatter experience coming soon! Follow their page for details. https://onewheelmarketing.com/masters

04/01/2025

One Wheel Marketing Acquires Nation’s Only Unicycle Urgent Care Clinic, Expands Services to Include Actual Wheel Repair

MINNEAPOLIS, MN – In a move that surprised both the marketing and cycling communities (and frankly, even their accountant), One Wheel Marketing has officially acquired Spin Doctor Unicycle Clinic , the nation's only urgent care dedicated entirely to unicycle mishaps.

Known for their One Wheel Clinic, where panicked business owners get triage from chronic marketing issues, the agency is now extending its services to actual unicycles.

“We’ve always fixed what’s broken,” said Mark Zubert, founder and Chief Wheel Officer of One Wheel Marketing. “Whether it’s wobbly marketing campaigns or a unicycle with a bad crank, our mission is simple: Get things rolling again.”

The newly merged initiative will provide on-call service via EUAs (Electric Unicycle Ambulances), fully equipped with:

- On-site fork straighteners
- Brand identity QR stickers for unicycling influencers
- Helmet counseling
- Tricycle recovery programs
- Spoke realignment therapy (pending)

But the real test came on Day One of operations.

April 1st, 8:02 AM: A frantic call came into Spin Dispatch.

“100 unicycles down. Pile-up at 109th and Hwy 169.”

Spin Doctors launched within seconds. Four EUAs screeched out of the clinic garage. Sirens blazing. Toolkit bags flapping. One technician forgot his coffee.

When they arrived on scene, adrenaline pumping and diagnostic machines ready, the shocking truth emerged:

They weren’t unicycles.
They were bicycles.
So mangled, so broken, they only had one wheel left each.

“I nearly cried,” said one first-responder. “I thought I was looking at my people… but it was just bike carnage. So many chains. So many brake calipers. So much derailleur.”

Undeterred, the One Wheel crew quickly pivoted.

They:

- Rebranded the entire wreck as a one-wheel awareness event
- Set up a pop-up conversion booth to turn the broken bikes into functioning unicycles
- Gave out “Spin Happens” wristbands and free vouchers for One Wheel Clinic.
- Left the scene with 12 new marketing clients, 8 unicycle converts, and 1 new influencer who filmed the whole thing

The video now has over 3.1 million views and includes a limited-time offer for free seat post pressure diagnostics (and marketing audits).

What’s Next?

“We're exploring partnerships with circus academies, rogue street performers, and the international space station, which is basically a unicycle in space,” said Zubert. “Wherever there’s a wobble—physical or strategic—we’ll be there. On one wheel. Always.”

About One Wheel Marketing:
Founded by a group of enthusiastic wheel-themed marketing professionals with a suspicious amount of bike grease on their laptops, One Wheel Marketing is home to the One Wheel Clinic, the Marketing Operating System, 5 Star Campaigns and now, the nation’s first dual-purpose marketing-and-wheel repair team.

Because when marketing breaks…
Or your wheel pops mid-bunny hop…
You shouldn’t have to spin alone.

02/15/2025

New 5.0-star Review: "Mark was fantastic. He helped me identify a few issues I hadn't noticed myself. I'm excited to implement some changes and see how they improve my practice."

12/23/2024

🎁🧂🎁🧂 Christmas Present Inside! Plus, Introducing mOS™! -

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12/23/2024

At One Wheel Marketing, we know how important it is to make collaboration easy and efficient for our clients. That’s why we created One Wheel 360™ – to ensure marketing is simple, service is fast, and your business stays on track. But even with the right tools, gathering feedback on designs or...

12/04/2024

Thinking About Transitioning From MLM to Running Your Own Independent Business?

Making the leap from a multi-level marketing (MLM) structure to your own business can be both exciting and overwhelming. But you’re not alone.

Our guide covers key steps to help you build a business that reflects your unique vision while avoiding common pitfalls. From understanding your audience to building a sustainable brand, we break it all down for you.

If you’re ready to take control and grow something that’s entirely yours, this article is for you.

The Path Forward: Turning Your MLM Dream into a Thriving Independent Business

12/04/2024

We Can Now Help Remove Unfair or Defamatory Google Reviews!

If your business is dealing with false, unfair, or harmful reviews, we can assist in permanently removing them. Protecting your online reputation is critical, and we’re here to help.

Responding to reviews—whether positive or negative—is also a smart move. Engaging with customers shows you care, builds trust, and can even turn critics into loyal fans.

Learn more about the importance of responding to reviews here:

You have reviews ! This is wonderful news, however, what do you do with them? The answer is simple: respond! True or false: responding to reviews is only for negative reviews. False! Responding to positive reviews validates customers, increases brand loyalty, and creates stronger customer relatio

10/25/2024

You know it's going to be a good day when God paints the sky One-Wheel-Marketing orange above beautiful One Wheel Lake.

09/23/2024

Free Twins tickets for Tuesday, Sep 24, 4 seats. Section 334. Pick up in Champlin at One Wheel Marketing. Message me if interested! We're going to the game on Wednesday instead. Go Twins!

That record is gonna leave a mark!