
07/18/2024
Breaking News: Mia Khalifa Joins Politics in the USA! π
Hold onto your hats, folks! Mia Khalifa is bringing her unique charm to Capitol Hill. π© Who knew democracy could be this spicy? πΆοΈ
π Campaign Slogan: "Vote for a change you can't unsee!"
π€ First Debate: You bet it'll be a pay-per-view event!
πΊπΈ Her Platform: Free OnlyFans subscriptions for all constituents? π€
πΌ Congressional Attire: Blazers and power suits just got a whole lot more interesting. π₯
π³οΈ Election Day: Get ready to cast your ballots and your blushes!
π’ Your Thoughts? Would you support Mia Khalifa's political journey? Comment below with your best campaign promises (keep it PG, folks)!