Durbin

03/13/2024

It’s pretty fu***ng ironic how a bunch of random-ass-internet-strangers will genuinely love and support you WAYYY more than ALL these supposedly calling themselves your friend/family in real life 🤭

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01/30/2024

Maybe if I get some glasses my du***ss will start seeing red flags 🚩🤓

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01/29/2024

If you don’t like the way I drive stay the f**k off the sidewalk 😖🚗💨

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01/16/2024

DO the 🍒 go in the drink? 🥤🤔

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01/16/2024

In case YOU missed my BDAY 🥳💰-> $HDurb

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01/14/2024

My absolute favorite thing to do in the winter is to go back inside and get under the blankets where it’s warm 🥰

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01/04/2024

We all stress about our lives like they fu***ng matter. We care too much about what others (who we don’t even know or like) think of us. We act as if our morals and values are universal law, and we FORGET that we are literally a tiny fu***ng molecular speck of carbon which happens to have exactly ZERO impact in the vast, terrifyingly undiscovered galactic cosmos. We are nothing. Our rules don’t matter. Even mathematics, physics, english, science, religion etc. are absolute nonsense humans made up to fluff our narcissistic minds into believing we hold valuable knowledge. We don’t. 🫥

-Harold Durbin

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01/03/2024

When people ask me if I still miss my ex I always say, yeah unfortunately, but my aim is getting better! 🔫🙃

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12/31/2023

My brain:

productivity < procrastination

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12/31/2023

The most important lesson you learned from 2023 is you giant way best the you possibly you poptart from could triangle 🫨💔

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12/30/2023

Reason I’m single is cuz I only have love for my cats…annnnnd I’m batsh*t fkn crazy. wbu? 🤔

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12/30/2023

Thanks to all my loyal viewers of “Keeping Up with Durbins Completely Fu***ng Insane Chaotic BS Life”. 📺 I hope at least one of us is entertained..?

Stay tuned!! Season 3 is up next!

Also unrelated, happy birthday to me. 🎂😅

My wish for the big 36 is to finally accomplish this seemingly impossible journey for self-love ❤️‍🩹

So here’s to forgiving ourselves for all our f**k ups, forgetting those who don’t deserve us and shining our light so bright it will have no choice but to change the world! ((💡))

♥️HD

12/24/2023

Y’all remember that time when Jesus said…

“Thou shalt not judge other mother f**kers for using different drugs than you”? 😇

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12/14/2023

12/13/2023

I wish my parents would write 14 paragraphs about me on social media to desperately convince their entire online world of judgmental, narcissistic friends how much they “truly” unconditionally loved me every single year on my birthday

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12/04/2023

The worst part of being a loner isn’t the fact that you don’t have anybody…it’s that nobody has you. 🫠

11/17/2022

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10/15/2022

I had no idea it was such a beautiful day today until literally right now. Better late than never… right? 😅

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