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Calling people with a designers eye — seeking suggestions!After an insane about of sanding this thing down, the wife and...
08/16/2025

Calling people with a designers eye — seeking suggestions!

After an insane about of sanding this thing down, the wife and I need ideas on what to do with this. The thought is to keep the countertop stained, and to possibly paint the rest an off-white color, but I’m curious to other people’s ideas.

Do we paint it all one color? Two colors? Do we keep the backsplash unpainted, or do we paint it or stain it? HELP.

Would love to hear, or even see your suggestions.

08/15/2025

I can’t stop thinking about that time David Blaine was on The Tonight Show, did a 10-minute long card trick, then afterwards performed his “human aquarium” trick where he drank a glass of water and promptly burped a living frog up out of his stomach that had just been chilling in there for while.

Let’s share in our awkwardness together.
08/09/2025

Let’s share in our awkwardness together.

A glimpse into what it’s like trying to make a baked potato in an air fryer when you have . 1. Carefully select potato....
08/07/2025

A glimpse into what it’s like trying to make a baked potato in an air fryer when you have .

1. Carefully select potato.
2. Wash potato.
3. Dry potato.
4. Poke holes in potato.
5. Oil and salt outside of potato.
6. Wrap foil around potato.
7. Heat air fryer to 400°.
8. Set timer for 45 minutes.
9. Walk away.
10. Get sucked into an episode of “Stranger Things.”
11. Timer goes off.
12. Walk back to kitchen, starving, ready to devour baked potato.
13. Discover that YOU NEVER PUT THE DAMN POTATO IN THE AIR FRYER.
14. Walk away again, angrily.
15. Order DoorDash because you’re pi**ed.
16. Get sucked into another episode of “Stranger Things.”
17. Lose your phone without realizing you lost your phone.
18. DoorDash arrives 45 minutes later
19. Ring doorbell doesn’t alert you because you forgot to charge it again.
20. Completely forget you ordered DoorDash.
21. Take your dog outside to p**s only to discover food that’s been sitting at the door for two hours.
22. SCREAM.
23. Eat ice cream for dinner.

Whoever is running the Wendy’s social media accounts should just become the CEO at this point.
07/17/2025

Whoever is running the Wendy’s social media accounts should just become the CEO at this point.

To be fair, it’s not my fault that I’m a sun-sneezer.
07/05/2025

To be fair, it’s not my fault that I’m a sun-sneezer.

I cannot put into words how ready I am for late October weather.
07/04/2025

I cannot put into words how ready I am for late October weather.

As someone with sensory / food texture issues, my favorite part about bananas is the whole entire thing except for that ...
07/01/2025

As someone with sensory / food texture issues, my favorite part about bananas is the whole entire thing except for that little weird black thing at the tip.

The real kicker here is that I forgot I could use THE WATCH ON MY WRIST to see what time it was.
06/29/2025

The real kicker here is that I forgot I could use THE WATCH ON MY WRIST to see what time it was.

At least we usually have decent problem solving skills.
06/20/2025

At least we usually have decent problem solving skills.

On tonight’s episode of Unsolved Mysteries…
06/14/2025

On tonight’s episode of Unsolved Mysteries…

06/13/2025

ADHD is when it takes you 6 hours to watch a 90-minute long movie.

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