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My ADHD Brain The only thing I’m consistent about is being inconsistent.
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I have this problem where I’ll save up money to buy big LEGO sets, then I’ll put them together about 85% of the way, but...
05/30/2026

I have this problem where I’ll save up money to buy big LEGO sets, then I’ll put them together about 85% of the way, but then I’ll suddenly stop.

I’ll wait days or even weeks to do those last final few bags because I know that once I do, it’ll be complete and I won’t have another Lego set to put together right away, and that is SO DEPRESSING TO ME.

Anyway, this is the latest one I’m working on, and it’s been so much fun and therapeutic assembling it.

*Brown bananas that I forgot to eat for scale.

05/24/2026

Aging is when you brace your entire body for impact not knowing if it’s simply going to be a sneeze or if you’re about to throw your back out.

I tried to make cheese crisps and accidentally made cheese cookies. 🤷🏻‍♂️
05/13/2026

I tried to make cheese crisps and accidentally made cheese cookies. 🤷🏻‍♂️

05/09/2026

Every time I hear people say “the crack of dawn,” I imagine there being a deeper, darker, more mysterious crack of night.

05/03/2026

Yesterday I saw a bird with a worm in its mouth at 2:49pm.

Don’t ever let anyone tell you that you have to get up early.

04/26/2026

Sometimes it pays to have time blindness.

My Google Maps told me that the nearest local Dollar General would absorb into my skin quickly?? Which seems super stran...
04/03/2026

My Google Maps told me that the nearest local Dollar General would absorb into my skin quickly?? Which seems super strange, so obviously I had to stop by to see what it was all about, but when I waked through the doors this employee named Bill immediately handed me a wicker basket and directed me to the lotion and I will NEVER BE GOING BACK THERE EVER AGAIN.

To make matters worse, it’s not isolated to just one day, either. April Fools posts will continue to linger and pop up i...
04/02/2026

To make matters worse, it’s not isolated to just one day, either. April Fools posts will continue to linger and pop up in peoples feeds for days or weeks afterwards.

04/02/2026

This morning I somehow accidentally closed the 100+ tabs I’ve had open in my phone for more than 2 years. All those random things I might eventually buy, no more. All those recipes I’d possibly make one day, GONE. Today is now a day of mourning.

My 8-year daughter is currently down with the worst flu that I’ve ever seen her deal with, and it’s shattering my heart....
03/31/2026

My 8-year daughter is currently down with the worst flu that I’ve ever seen her deal with, and it’s shattering my heart. So, here’s some pics of her from a few days ago painting a ✨MASTERPIECE✨and I’d really appreciate if you could leave some kind words of encouragement so that I can read her all the nice things to try to boost her spirits and make her smile.

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