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Whoever is running the Wendy’s social media accounts should just become the CEO at this point.
17/07/2025

Whoever is running the Wendy’s social media accounts should just become the CEO at this point.

To be fair, it’s not my fault that I’m a sun-sneezer.
05/07/2025

To be fair, it’s not my fault that I’m a sun-sneezer.

I cannot put into words how ready I am for late October weather.
04/07/2025

I cannot put into words how ready I am for late October weather.

As someone with sensory / food texture issues, my favorite part about bananas is the whole entire thing except for that ...
01/07/2025

As someone with sensory / food texture issues, my favorite part about bananas is the whole entire thing except for that little weird black thing at the tip.

The real kicker here is that I forgot I could use THE WATCH ON MY WRIST to see what time it was.
29/06/2025

The real kicker here is that I forgot I could use THE WATCH ON MY WRIST to see what time it was.

At least we usually have decent problem solving skills.
20/06/2025

At least we usually have decent problem solving skills.

On tonight’s episode of Unsolved Mysteries…
14/06/2025

On tonight’s episode of Unsolved Mysteries…

13/06/2025

ADHD is when it takes you 6 hours to watch a 90-minute long movie.

If you’re anything like me and you find yourself endlessly fascinated by history and disasters, then you need to follow ...
07/06/2025

If you’re anything like me and you find yourself endlessly fascinated by history and disasters, then you need to follow Disastrous History . They cover a huge array of disasters, both historical and present day, from weather and tornadoes to explosions, fires, industrial accidents, etc., and they do so in a fact-based, no bu****it manner. They provide educational content in a way that is easy to digest and isn’t chock full of sensationalism, yet hooks and holds your attention. If you have a few minutes, check them out! I truly think you’ll find them just as enjoyable as I do.

This is why I’d make a terrible roast comedian.
03/06/2025

This is why I’d make a terrible roast comedian.

22/05/2025

Them: Why are you buried under four blankets…

Me: Because it’s freezing in here.

Them: I mean, you have the A/C set to 60°F…

Me: Yes.

Them: …Why?

Me: So I can bury myself under all these blankets.

Them: …but why don’t you just adjust the thermostat so it’s not freezing in here?

Me: Because then I’d get too hot and wouldn’t want to be under all these blankets.

Them: …BUT WHY???

Me: BECAUSE I WANT TO FEEL COZY.

I’m sorry, WHAT??These recommendations are getting out of control.
21/05/2025

I’m sorry, WHAT??

These recommendations are getting out of control.

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