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04/03/2024

My cat just knocked over a lamp and then acted like it was a planned redecoration. Very avant-garde.

04/02/2024

My phone autocorrects "caffeine" to "lifeblood." It knows me too well.

04/02/2024

My cat just judged me for singing in the shower. Little does he know, I'm practicing for my future career as a rockstar

04/02/2024

Accidentally waved at someone who wasn't waving at me. Now I'm just pretending I was stretching my arm. Smooth.

04/02/2024

Tried to go for a run. Ended up going for a walk and calling it "interval training." Hey, it still counts, right?

03/26/2024

My dog just stole my sandwich and gave me a look that said, "You snooze, you lose." Jokes on him; I have more sandwiches.

03/26/2024

If procrastination were an Olympic sport, I'd probably compete in it. Eventually.

03/25/2024

I'm not saying I'm a coffee addict, but I've considered replacing my blood with espresso.

03/25/2024

The only thing I'm committed to is my Netflix subscription

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