11/21/2025
Saturn didn’t return… that girl spun the block 😭✨
What started as a sweet little new-moon prayer on the Tampa shoreline turned into a full cosmic demolition:
🌑 career gone
🌑 friend group gone
🌑 almost kidnapped in Egypt (10/10 do not recommend)
🌑 EMDR unlocked the trauma vault
🌑 surprise diagnoses everywhere
🌑 sibling estrangement
🌑 rebirth by fire, water, and whatever else the universe had handy
And all because my Saturn Return was in the seventh house. The house of relationships… and apparently the house of “rip it all up and start over.”
But listen — I lived. I grew. I came out the other side clearer, softer, louder, and wildly aligned. And it’s good here. It’s peaceful here. It’s me here.
If your Saturn Return is saturning… just breathe, babes. The collapse is part of the construction. 🖤⚡️🌒