06/21/2026
Happy Father’s Day from the only actual father in the Bad Bug Club.. It’s me, Kili Bug🐛🐾
Now before everyone starts asking about my kids… yes, they’re out there somewhere. No, I don’t know what they’re doing. No, I don’t send birthday cards. And no, I don’t pay kibble support.
Please swipe to see the face of a dog who has successfully avoided every parent-teacher conference, birthday party, and child support payment.
Look at me. Admire me. Celebrate me.
Love Kili,
Father of Many, Present for None