08/25/2025
"JOKE OF THE DAY: LITTLE JOHNNY WAS TOLD BY HIS FRIENDS THAT ADULTS HAVE A DEEP DARK SECRET AND CAN BE EASILY MANIPULATED.
Johnny decides to test it. He comes home, goes up to his mother, and says, """"Mom, I know everything!"""" His mom shushes him and gives him $10.
""""Just don't tell Dad,"""" she says.
""""Hey, it's working,"""" thinks little Johnny.
An hour later, Dad comes home from work. Johnny goes up to him and says, """"Dad, I know everything.""""
Dad gives Johnny $100. """"Don't tell Mom,"""" he says.
Just then, the mailman knocks on the door. Johnny decides it's a perfect chance to get more money, so he opens the door and says, """"I know everything, Mister.""""⬇️
Joke continues in the first C0mment."
