Dick Nasty Presents

Dick Nasty Presents I am fluent in English and as***le. Family man married with children and a funny outlook on life and current events.
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If I said anything that offends you then stick around im only getting warmed up.

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COLLABS @ [email protected] Not for the faint of heart but i assure you will laugh and enjoy the twisted mind and perspective of Dick Nasty!!!

06/10/2026

🚨 GUYS... tell me I'm wrong. 🚨
Your hand has had years to learn your exact settings, favorite grip, speed, timing, pressure, and every other preference known to mankind... 😂💀
Then real life shows up and gets compared to a professional with thousands of hours of experience.
Watch till the end and be honest in the comments.

Fellas: PRO TIP....when your hair decides it wants to take leave and have you rocking the baldy YOU Absolutely better st...
06/10/2026

Fellas: PRO TIP....when your hair decides it wants to take leave and have you rocking the baldy YOU Absolutely better start working on slimming down i was 225 with a pooch when I had hair to compensate and always had a dashing fu***ng personality which I still do but had to start shedding the extra weight ya boy is working on that summer body almost 30lbs gone in a few months. Wanna know my secret? Stress the f**k out dont eat throughout the day and grind hard.

Hope everyone is having a kick ass t***y Tuesday. Oh me yeah im just crawling my old ass around under a house sistering ...
06/09/2026

Hope everyone is having a kick ass t***y Tuesday. Oh me yeah im just crawling my old ass around under a house sistering up some joists. Some one please tell me the winning lotto numbers please and thank you.

I just want it to be known. Its 1:27am early monday morning and i have to get up at 630am and do it again. I worked 9 ho...
06/08/2026

I just want it to be known. Its 1:27am early monday morning and i have to get up at 630am and do it again. I worked 9 hours on a sunday from 930am to 630pm came home spent some time with my wife until she checked out. Drank me some beers and got up here engaging with other creators who I genuinely enjoy and some I didnt know before today, posted quite a few times and uploaded some new reels thatll probably get overlooked cause im currently not eligible for recommendations or to earn cause fb wants to act like a lil BI**CH but its cool. I do this s**t and been doing this for about 6-7 years now because I LOVE MAKING PEOPLE LAUGH.

The climb has been a long drawn out process but I will continue making content because I know im destined for it and to grab that paper and flip it into investments. Content can be a money grab one day and completely shut down the next. Get your money and make it work for you.

06/08/2026

Did someone say yes they did it was Fb throwing the book at errbody smh

Well, that's it for today.I successfully turned a simple 15-minute task into an all-day adventure, answered questions no...
06/08/2026

Well, that's it for today.
I successfully turned a simple 15-minute task into an all-day adventure, answered questions nobody listened to the first time, fixed things that weren't broken, and somehow created three new problems while solving one.
Productivity level: participation trophy.
Now if you'll excuse me, I'm off to stare at my phone for two hours pretending I'm "unwinding" before I pass out and do this exact same nonsense again tomorrow.
Adulting is a scam.

GOD DAYUM REGENERATION PHOTO KNOWS IM SWEATING MY ASS OFF.

It's hotter than a parking lot rotisserie chicken.

06/08/2026

With like you who really needs

06/06/2026

I got over 28,500 reactions on my posts last week! Thanks everyone for your support! 🎉

06/06/2026

Definitely done with today 🫡 if anyone needs me ill be "hanging" around in my yard

06/05/2026

Im multi talented but im better at being funny 🤣

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