2 English Majors Walk into a Bar

2 English Majors Walk into a Bar Get Ready to Get LIT!

Former English Majors, Cathleen Brumback & Christian Lutes, reintroduce their audience to all those "classics" you never actually read in high school English.

It's not a vampire novella without a fancy ball to attend and Carmilla by Joseph Sheridan Le Fanu does NOT disappoint! J...
05/05/2026

It's not a vampire novella without a fancy ball to attend and Carmilla by Joseph Sheridan Le Fanu does NOT disappoint!
Join the English Majors this week digging up graves and geeking out about Gothic horror ⚰️🧛‍♀️
Wait... is this the OG vampire fiction!?

Do you have an OnlyFans and occasionally enjoy some quirky Arby's? If so, you are gonna love this episode!It's April Foo...
04/16/2026

Do you have an OnlyFans and occasionally enjoy some quirky Arby's? If so, you are gonna love this episode!It's April Fools time again and Spring is springing!

From the three fools Christian has planned, Cathleen chooses Margo's Got Money Troubles by Rufi Thorpe. So get ready to start your Literature themed OnlyFans and GET LIT!

Listen wherever you find podcasts!

Join the English Majors this week for some wild *Ohio* small town drama! Christian covers Little Fires Everywhere by Cel...
04/01/2026

Join the English Majors this week for some wild *Ohio* small town drama! Christian covers Little Fires Everywhere by Celeste Ng and we are BOTH drinking some red wine.

Get ready for some small town *Ohio* drama! In this episode Christian covers Little Fires Everywhere by Celeste Ng!     ...
03/30/2026

Get ready for some small town *Ohio* drama! In this episode Christian covers Little Fires Everywhere by Celeste Ng!

Check out our most recent episode, where Christian covers a millennial author! The Hate U Give by Angie Thomas is an out...
02/28/2026

Check out our most recent episode, where Christian covers a millennial author! The Hate U Give by Angie Thomas is an outstanding story from the perspective of a teenage girl who takes a stand against racial injustice in her community.

Find it everywhere you listen to podcasts!

07/14/2024

Check out all the misguided BOY MATH with us in our latest episode! Now streaming everywhere you listen to podcasts!

Are you a fan of mysteries? Then, of course you know all about Sherlock and Sir Arthur Conan Doyle... but how much do yo...
05/17/2024

Are you a fan of mysteries? Then, of course you know all about Sherlock and Sir Arthur Conan Doyle... but how much do you know about quicksand...🧐🧐🧐

Probably as much as the English Majors on this episode 😅 Listen anywhere you find podcasts!

Happy 35th Birthday ( is actually 35 this time 😉) to the best co-host and English Major in the universe!!! You love the ...
12/20/2023

Happy 35th Birthday ( is actually 35 this time 😉) to the best co-host and English Major in the universe!!!
You love the way she says 'museum', she's everyone's favorite titty-friend, and she has never once done the reading homework in her life!
🥂 Here's to many more 35th birthdays to come 🥂🎂💖

When you ask ChatGPT to create images for your episodes, and it all goes so very, very wrong.We could be our own horror ...
12/01/2023

When you ask ChatGPT to create images for your episodes, and it all goes so very, very wrong.

We could be our own horror movie...and why is Christian a man?! Which is your favorite?

P.S. Don't miss our most recent episode, everywhere you listen to Podcasts!

Before you reach for that second slice of pumpkin pie, make sure to tune in to our newest episode Frabjous Femmes!Let's ...
11/23/2023

Before you reach for that second slice of pumpkin pie, make sure to tune in to our newest episode Frabjous Femmes!

Let's face it, a bit of literary escapism might be just what you need to survive the family debates. And remember, the only thing more complex than family dynamics is a good old-fashioned plot twist!

It's spooky season y'all!Don't miss the   spooky season episodes for September and October.Get ready to be terrified...o...
10/24/2023

It's spooky season y'all!

Don't miss the spooky season episodes for September and October.

Get ready to be terrified...or just drunk.

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