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09/19/2023

There are two things that are important in politics. The first is money, and I can’t remember the second.
- Mark Hanna

09/19/2023

Now I know what a statesman is; he's a dead politician. We need more statesmen.
- Bob Edwards

09/19/2023

Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich by promising to protect each from the other.
- Oscar Ameringer

09/19/2023

Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks.
- Doug Larson

09/19/2023

In politics, absurdity is not a handicap.
- Napoleon Bonaparte

09/19/2023

Since a politician never believes what he says, he is quite surprised to be taken at his word.
- Charles de Gaulle

09/19/2023

The major parties could conduct live human sacrifices on their podiums during prime time, and I doubt that anybody would notice.
- Dave Barry

09/19/2023

An honest politician is one who, when he is bought, will stay bought.
- Simon Cameron

09/17/2023

A politician needs the ability to foretell what is going to happen tomorrow, next week, next month, and next year. And to have the ability afterwards to explain why it didn’t happen.
- Winston Churchill

09/17/2023

Take a good look at me, because you'll never recognize me once my opponent gets done with me.
- Leonard Boswell, Iowa congressman

09/17/2023

I always wanted to get into politics, but I was never light enough to make the team.
- Art Buchwald

09/17/2023

All politics is loco.
- Howard Ogden

09/17/2023

If his IQ slips any lower, we'll have to water him twice a day.
- Molly Ivins, on a Texas politician

09/17/2023

What this country needs are more unemployed politicians.
- Edward Langley, Artist

09/17/2023

- Abraham Lincoln, on the accusation that he was two-faced:
“If I had two faces, would I be wearing this one?”

09/17/2023

My choice early in life was between whether to be a piano player in a wh******se or a politician. And to tell the truth, there’s hardly any difference.
- Harry S. Truman

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