05/15/2025
Quarterly “work” retreat aka a fever dream in Raleigh:
Day 1: Ate pizza in a fake European village (passport not required), got our claws sharpened (mani-pedis), and toured a secret wine cellar like we were in a heist movie. Angus Barn fed us and our delusions.
Day 2: Wandered Raleigh Iron Works, ate BBQ so good we blacked out, did a scavenger hunt at Valderis that got weirdly intense, screamed about Dolly vs. Jolene at Boxcar (friendships were tested), then absolutely flopped at trivia (but looked good doing it).
We came, we bonded, we mildly unhinged. 10/10 would retreat again.